> Subject: FW: Life with Dad!!
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> I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
> and blue.
> My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
> every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
> 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? '
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
> that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>
> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>
> 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
> I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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