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Bob avatar
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_practices_looking_off_into I'm donating binoculars so he can see all his old buddies from Chi-town

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Bob avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#2
listen carefully to the gentle clacks of the delete button. intimidated neer-do-Sowals, out with it!
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
lol at the linked "article" it seems apt and lol at the paranoia in the post.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#4
hilarious!

The pose also requires Obama to arch his eyebrows at 32-degree angles, open his mouth to prevent the misconception that he is frowning about the future, and briefly flare his nostrils to convey faith in the nation's children.
He must then clench his jaw with sufficient force to express strength and decisiveness—if he uses too much force, Axelrod said, his supraorbital forehead vein becomes visible and makes it appear as though he is in physical pain.
"Every millimeter of that head vein costs him 150,000 votes," Axelrod said.
To complete the pose, Obama must then open his eyes at an aperture of 1.43 centimeters, tilt his chin slightly upward, and rotate his head 37 degrees to the left. His advisers stressed that he must always look to the left.
"When you look to the future, you look to the left," Axelrod said. "Looking to the right is an I-am-sorry-for-the-mistakes-I've-made-in-the-past-but-promise-to-work-my-hardest-for- this-great-nation-from-now-on pose. It's too early for that."
:rolling:
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
:floor:
Bob avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#6
does the size of a man's adam's apple mean anything?
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#7
does the size of a man's adam's apple mean anything?

He needs a taller collar if he's gonna do drag. :biggrin:

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