Friday Funny.........

Thanks for the funny!

:rofl:

that was awesome!

Love it, here's one that goes with the theme:

An elderly couple were sitting around the breakfast table one morning when the wife spoke up, "Honey remember when we were young, and used to sit at breakfast in the nude?"

The husband said, "Yes, we could try it again".

The couple got undressed and sat back down. The wife looked across the table at her husband and said, "This is great, it even gives me a warm feeling in my bossom".

The husband looked over his newspaper smiling, "Honey, that's because you've got one boob in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal".

Love it, here's one that goes with the theme:

An elderly couple were sitting around the breakfast table one morning when the wife spoke up, "Honey remember when we were young, and used to sit at breakfast in the nude?"

The husband said, "Yes, we could try it again".

The couple got undressed and sat back down. The wife looked across the table at her husband and said, "This is great, it even gives me a warm feeling in my bossom".

The husband looked over his newspaper smiling, "Honey, that's because you've got one boob in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal".

Love it, here's one that goes with the theme:

An elderly couple were sitting around the breakfast table one morning when the wife spoke up, "Honey remember when we were young, and used to sit at breakfast in the nude?"

The husband said, "Yes, we could try it again".

The couple got undressed and sat back down. The wife looked across the table at her husband and said, "This is great, it even gives me a warm feeling in my bossom".

The husband looked over his newspaper smiling, "Honey, that's because you've got one boob in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal".

:funn:

In keeping with the theme:

Benefits of being over 60:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list

In keeping with the theme:

Benefits of being over 60:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list

Huh?? What?? Did someone say something? Speak up.

Huh?? What?? Did someone say something? Speak up.

I forgot why I came in here

:funn::rofl:ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! these are all friggin hilarious! thank you!