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Thursday funny...

Will B avatar
Moderator
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Sarah, a recently widowed woman, was sitting on a beach towel at
Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had
walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a
book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
'Hello, sir, how are you?'
'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.
'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked.
'First time since my wife passed away last year,'
he replied, and again turned back to his book.
'Do you live around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Gulf Place,' he answered, and then resumed reading.
To find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted.
'Do you like pussycats?'
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket on to
hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate
ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man,
'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'

:lolabove:

Replies

7
Scooter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
:rolling: That was a grayt morning laugh!!!!!
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
did you make that up?
Will B avatar
ModeratorAuthor
#4
did you make that up?

I cannot take credit. My only contribution was deleting all of the ">" symbols before every line and changing the location from South Beach Miami...
ASH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
Great one.
Katz.....:funn::funn:
Will B avatar
ModeratorAuthor
#6
And just to make it known...
I have not seen ItzKatzTime taking any of her special key lime pies to anybody so I'm pretty sure wasn't either of them despite the name!

LOL!!!
Teresa Cline avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
LOL.that is funny ,,,,especially since the man I bought my property from was named Katz!!!:funn:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#8
Good one, I'm just wondering how the female Katz is gonna take it. ;-)

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