The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh$# on someone's windshield.
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Auburn - Alabama Joke time!!!!!!!
A Georgia graduate, an Auburn graduate and an Alabama graduate were sitting in a bar at the beach.
"The view is fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional," said the Georgia graduate, "but I still prefer the bars in Athens. Why there's a bar there where the owner goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink for you."
"Well," said the Auburn graduate, "at my local bar, the bartender will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Alabama graduate. "Back home in Tuscaloosa, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you'd like. Then, when you've had enough drink, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid - ALL on the house!"
The Georgia graduate and the Auburn graduate immediately doubted the Alabama graduate's claims, but he swears every word is true.
"Well," said the Georgia graduate, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not myself personally, no," said the Alabama graduate, "but it did happen to my sister."
A Georgia graduate, an Auburn graduate and an Alabama graduate were sitting in a bar at the beach.
"The view is fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional," said the Georgia graduate, "but I still prefer the bars in Athens. Why there's a bar there where the owner goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink for you."
"Well," said the Auburn graduate, "at my local bar, the bartender will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Alabama graduate. "Back home in Tuscaloosa, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you'd like. Then, when you've had enough drink, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid - ALL on the house!"
The Georgia graduate and the Auburn graduate immediately doubted the Alabama graduate's claims, but he swears every word is true.
"Well," said the Georgia graduate, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not myself personally, no," said the Alabama graduate, "but it did happen to my sister."
Beach Fanatic
brain
Today after watching TV, I was reminded of something that happened to my sister when she was in nursing school...a lady came into the ER with some injuries to a delicate area, sustained when she used a vacuum cleaner for something which it was not intended.
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