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DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
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You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...
1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6. You strike a match and light your nose.
7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.
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Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#2
You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...
1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6. You strike a match and light your nose.
7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.
😀

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::rofl::rofl::rofl::funn::funn::funn:

OMG! No wonder GTTBD and I don't get many holiday invites anymore!!!!! Now I need to find out what party we were both at and when! :floor::floor::floor:
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#3
:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::rofl::rofl::rofl::funn::funn::funn:

OMG! No wonder GTTBD and I don't get many holiday invites anymore!!!!! Now I need to find out what party we were both at and when! :floor::floor::floor:


Y'all are probably too much fun for the average party! :cool:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#4
Y'all are probably too much fun for the average party! :cool:

We've definitely had our moments! We've been to and had some parties that are legendary. It's been a while though.
RiverOtter avatar
RiverOttergot any pics?
#5
:scratch: Hmmmm.... sounds a bit like my 40th birthday party :oops: :oops:
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#6
:scratch: Hmmmm.... sounds a bit like my 40th birthday party :oops: :oops:



Do tell! Or do we have to ask GB? Or were you so bad that she won't tell either?
RiverOtter avatar
RiverOttergot any pics?
#7
Do tell! Or do we have to ask GB? Or were you so bad that she won't tell either?

Ask GB. She would have a much more clear recollection of the night :funn:
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#8
Ask GB. She would have a much more clear recollection of the night :funn:

And that is how your 40th should have been!
Rita avatar
Ritamargarita brocolia
#9
Ask GB. She would have a much more clear recollection of the night :funn:

:nono1: I don't doubt that! :razz:
lindatat avatar
lindatatquirty
#10
You know you've had too much Christmas cheer when you get up on stage at your office Christmas party and sing "Fever." You know your co-workers have had too much Christmas cheer when they fail to notice you are singing the same verse OVER and OVER because you've forgotten all the other verses.
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#11
Someone must have been at the last party I went to and was spying! :oops:
CastlesOfSand avatar
CastlesOfSandBeach Fanatic
#12
You guys are ALL party animals!!! :clap_1:
seagrovelover avatar
seagroveloverlittle sugar
#13
Someone must have been at the last party I went to and was spying! :oops:



hmmmmm KD, any jello shots involved???????
😀
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#14
hmmmmm KD, any jello shots involved???????😀

Well, hmmmmmm....let me think :scratch: . No, on this particular night, there were no jello shots involved. (Thank God). 😀
Kurt avatar
KurtAdmin
#15
Ask GB. She would have a much more clear recollection of the night :funn:

They say the mind is the 2nd thing to go. :lol:
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#16
They say the mind is the 2nd thing to go. :lol:

What's the first Kurt? :idontno:
seagrovelover avatar
seagroveloverlittle sugar
#17
Your MOJO?????????? :funn:

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