Bubba Joins The Army

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Nov 29, '05 · 12:15 PM532

Twenty-eight years ago, Bubba James, an Alabama
Mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued
him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist
yanked several of his teeth.

On his second day, the Army issued him a
comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his
head.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for Bubba.