Our annual corporate Christmas Party is tomorrow night. This event is a true spectical every year and to simply sit and watch and listen is the best part of it. People start saying and doing things they normally wouldn't. Not to mention, they tend to go home with people they normally wouldn't give the time of day to. :floor:
The limo drivers are the ones with the good stories at the end of the night.
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kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameHe's awful quiet this morning. Hmmm.....
Yes, he is, and the party was Friday night....he must still be recovering.....
Okay here it goes, I think......
The party was great! There was a theme to the party this year and everyone wore 50's style outfits.
There was so much bad behavior going on that it's hard to remember who did what. Our remote sales guys (married) were the worst. Way too much aftershave and waaay too far away from their wives.
Pretty sad actually....
Big Toe showed up without his wife and was in a real bad mood. I think it was because the "big toe accuser" was there.
Someone showed up with a dang beer funnel. That was fun to watch the girls chugging on that hose. There were a couple backfires that I would pay to have on tape. Down it would go, and right back up a couple seconds later.
I behaved. I promise. I was over served, but in all, I behaved.
We wound up at some bar and before I knew it, I was slamming something called an Irish Car Bomb. I have never been a fan of Guinness beer but I am now. At least as far as Irish Car Bombs go. 4 of them turned me into
something I am not familiar with: A drunk guy full of energy. I don't know where it came from but it was funn.
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3/4 pint Guinness? stout
1/2 shot Bailey's? Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson? Irish whiskey
Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug. If you don't drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.
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Man, reading that drink recipe this morning makes me want to barf. Anyway, it was the best company party I've been to and all it cost me was a couple hundred bucks at the bar and a little of my dignity. Who cares? I don't.
The party was great! There was a theme to the party this year and everyone wore 50's style outfits.
There was so much bad behavior going on that it's hard to remember who did what. Our remote sales guys (married) were the worst. Way too much aftershave and waaay too far away from their wives.
Pretty sad actually....
Big Toe showed up without his wife and was in a real bad mood. I think it was because the "big toe accuser" was there.
Someone showed up with a dang beer funnel. That was fun to watch the girls chugging on that hose. There were a couple backfires that I would pay to have on tape. Down it would go, and right back up a couple seconds later.
I behaved. I promise. I was over served, but in all, I behaved.
We wound up at some bar and before I knew it, I was slamming something called an Irish Car Bomb. I have never been a fan of Guinness beer but I am now. At least as far as Irish Car Bombs go. 4 of them turned me into
something I am not familiar with: A drunk guy full of energy. I don't know where it came from but it was funn.
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3/4 pint Guinness? stout
1/2 shot Bailey's? Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson? Irish whiskey
Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug. If you don't drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.
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Man, reading that drink recipe this morning makes me want to barf. Anyway, it was the best company party I've been to and all it cost me was a couple hundred bucks at the bar and a little of my dignity. Who cares? I don't.
RitaRitamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia
Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocoliaOh no!!! Rita is really skeered of Dallas!!!! It's really not that bad....most of us do not wear designer clothes to the grocery store!!! Unless, it's Gap or Target!
How about Grapevine...someone lives there...help me remember! I am so bad with the Metroplex...I need a map!
I know...let's meet at the airport and fly to SoWal!!!!!!!!
Just catching up here!
Yeah, I don't do Dallas! :rolling:
I'm in South Arlington. Half hour from airport area. Actually we always seem to be a half hour from everything around here.
RitaRitamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia
Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocoliaLL,
Where the heck do you work? :rofl:
You may have to stick with them if the parties are this good! 😀
Where the heck do you work? :rofl:
You may have to stick with them if the parties are this good! 😀
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameWell, LL sounds like fun was had by all...and you were a good boy after all that liquid..Not one embarassing story to tell on you! Very good. Glad you had a good time. So, did "Big Toe" and his accuser chat at all? I figured he would have some words for her......
Well, LL sounds like fun was had by all...and you were a good boy after all that liquid..Not one embarassing story to tell on you! Very good. Glad you had a good time. So, did "Big Toe" and his accuser chat at all? I figured he would have some words for her......
Big Toe stayed way away from that girl. I think she ruined his night. :floor:
I've been asking around to see if I did anything stupid so I'll let you know what I find.
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameBig Toe stayed way away from that girl. I think she ruined his night. :floor:
I've been asking around to see if I did anything stupid so I'll let you know what I find.
Too bad for Big Toe. There has to be something LL!!!! You have to let us know!
I tend to get really quiet when I drink so hopefully I kept my mouth shut and eyes where they belong.
KimmifunnKimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkaliciousI tend to get really quiet when I drink so hopefully I kept my mouth shut and eyes where they belong.I find that very hard to believe.
I find that very hard to believe.
I really do get quiet. But my eyes go where they want to sometimes. I have no control over them.
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameI find that very hard to believe.
Me too, Kimmi...I think he is holding out on us!!!!
KimmifunnKimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkaliciousI really do get quiet. But my eyes go where they want to sometimes. I have no control over them.Oh...I get so loud. And lose control. I start thinking I can dance.
Oh...I get so loud. And lose control. I start thinking I can dance.
I do know that I did not dance. I went straight from "I'm not drunk enough to dance" to "I'll fall down if I tried to dance" drunkeness. I know y'all know what I'm talking about.
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Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowJust catching up here!
Yeah, I don't do Dallas! :rolling:
I'm in South Arlington. Half hour from airport area. Actually we always seem to be a half hour from everything around here.
I take it your middle name is not Debbie!!! Are you skeered of Dallas traffic or over dressed Dallas women? I think in Texas it's pretty standard to be 30 minutes from everything!!! dd... start us a Texas thread so we don't tangent* up LL and his true confessions!!!!
*jdarg....what would be the proper use here?
KimmifunnKimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkaliciousI do know that I did not dance. I went straight from "I'm not drunk enough to dance" to "I'll fall down if I tried to dance" drunkeness. I know y'all know what I'm talking about.Yeah...Totally know what you're talking about. 100%. I've gotten into a bad habit of letting go of the bev. I dropped a glass of red wine on Saturday.
I can't wait for the holidays over. Major detox time. This week coming up after Christmas is going to be a biggie though...
Yeah...Totally know what you're talking about. 100%. I've gotten into a bad habit of letting go of the bev. I dropped a glass of red wine on Saturday.
I can't wait for the holidays over. Major detox time. This week coming up after Christmas is going to be a biggie though...
You see, if a girl drops her drink, everything's okay. If a guy does it, he's causing trouble and they throw you out. What's up with that?
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertI take it your middle name is not Debbie!!! Are you skeered of Dallas traffic or over dressed Dallas women? I think in Texas it's pretty standard to be 30 minutes from everything!!! dd... start us a Texas thread so we don't tangent* up LL and his true confessions!!!!
*jdarg....what would be the proper use here?
"Texgent"
KimmifunnKimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkaliciousYou see, if a girl drops her drink, everything's okay. If a guy does it, he's causing trouble and they throw you out. What's up with that?Probably because they know she's drunk enough that someone is going to take her home in the next 30 minutes.
peapod1980peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercy
peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyi personally can't wait for the wedding at the super bowl half time.Shown on the Jumbotron!
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