New Disease

maybe i will call the boss and try this excuse, since i am getting ready to head to work for another week of funn and abuse.

Here's a great excuse for a Monday morning

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the heck is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my butt coming into work today !"

i give them he!! all right - problem is, it's like at home - no one listens !