Here's a great excuse for a Monday morning 😀
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the heck is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my butt coming into work today !"
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Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowLUV it, luvthebeach!!!!
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audieaudiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossom
audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossommaybe i will call the boss and try this excuse, since i am getting ready to head to work for another week of funn and abuse.
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowmaybe i will call the boss and try this excuse, since i am getting ready to head to work for another week of funn and abuse.
I hope you gave them HE!! audie!
audieaudiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossom
audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossomi give them he!! all right - problem is, it's like at home - no one listens ! 😀
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameHere's a great excuse for a Monday morning 😀
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the heck is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my butt coming into work today !"
I felt like that today myself...but I MADE myself get up and get here!!!!!
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowi give them he!! all right - problem is, it's like at home - no one listens ! 😀
From one thankless job to the next!!!
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