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fartblossom
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one of my friends at work got me one of those homedics massagers that looks like a big purple bug with 3 legs and you turn it on and it vibrates. i was sitting here the other night feeling ornery, so i decided to terrorize the dog with it because she is a 110 pound chicken. i turned it on and put it on her fully expecting to get bit, and she reclined back and had this look of contentment on her face - she loves it. has to be massaged 3 or 4 times a day now. what a pampered pooch :D

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Beach Fanatic
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:lolabove: Thats funny . I would expect my dog to run from the room.
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fartblossomAuthor
#3
i'm surprised she didn't - she is terrified of the ****-zu that lives across the street, and my husband's snow boots, and the sweeper - what a wuss !
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brain
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one of my friends at work got me one of those homedics massagers that looks like a big purple bug with 3 legs and you turn it on and it vibrates. i was sitting here the other night feeling ornery, so i decided to terrorize the dog with it because she is a 110 pound chicken. i turned it on and put it on her fully expecting to get bit, and she reclined back and had this look of contentment on her face - she loves it. has to be massaged 3 or 4 times a day now. what a pampered pooch :D


I had to read that again...you are talking about an electric massager, and then I thought you said that you were feeling horny....WHOA!!! :lolabove:
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fartblossomAuthor
#5
I had to read that again...you are talking about an electric massager, and then I thought you said that you were feeling horny....WHOA!!! :lolabove:

funny thing - there are 2 ladies at work who are rumored to be lesbians that i am friends with, and i told my hubby they got me a vibrator for christmas - the look on his face was priceless !
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#6
:rofl: :rolling: :floor: :clap_1:
funny thing - there are 2 ladies at work who are rumored to be lesbians that i am friends with, and i told my hubby they got me a vibrator for christmas - the look on his face was priceless !
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Beach Fanatic
#7
:lolabove: Thats funny . I would expect my dog to run from the room.


Not mine. She would be fighting for her chance. I believe I may get carpal tunnel from rubbing her so much. At least a machine would give me a break.
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fartblossomAuthor
#8
dory's got bad hips from age/weight, so when she wants attention she starts limping. now she limps by the massager and stares at it as she goes by. she is worse than a kid ! and of course when she does this i race to rub her hips. i am hopeless.

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