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The Magic Bullet is a FAKE!

Parrothead74 avatar
Parrothead74Beach Fanatic
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for the past few months i have been a huge fan of the Magic Bullet Blender. I liked it so much and watched the infomercial so many times i memorized every part of it. i knew when everything happened and what all came with it and how much time you had to get the double for free and everything else there was to know about the "personal versatile countertop magician that does any job in the kitchen in 10 seconds or less"

So i called target and made sure they had the bullet and i told my mom i wanted one for christmas. Kimmifunn was also a fanatic.

On Christmas morning kimmifunn told me to "Keep my eyes on the prize, and to hold on" so i did i opened mine and she opened hers and we had gotten the great bullet... little did we know when we brought it to sowal. we made a 10 min chicken salad instead of a 10 second and when kimmifunn tried to make a bellini in the party mug the motor burned up and it wouldn't work... we plan on taking them back and getting our money. so in other words. Never trust an infomercial... i thought that it was a great thing happening to my life and all it did was ruin my day. :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

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Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#2
This is the saddest present story ever! Boo Hiss to the Magic Fake Bullet.
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#3
Funny thing is...that is the ONLY thing my mom gave him! :funn:

Cammyron...is she taking mine back too? Tell her to send it. Pleeeeassse!
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#4
Funny thing is...that is the ONLY thing my mom gave him! :funn:

Cammyron...is she taking mine back too? Tell her to send it. Pleeeeassse!


NO WAY!!!!
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#5
NO WAY!!!!
Haha! Cammyron got the shaft. Poor little baby.
But he did get an XBox 360.
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lindatatquirty
#6
Oh - THAT magic bullet. I thought this thread was about something else.

Never mind.
Landlocked avatar
LandlockedBeach Fanatic
#7
Oh - THAT magic bullet. I thought this thread was about something else.

Never mind.

:lolabove:
jessifunn avatar
jessifunnsuperJfunn
#8
poor parrothead i know how much you love to eat and the thought of making anything in 10 second must have gotten you really excited but if it sounds too good to be true it probably really SUCKS!!!!!!! :funn:
whiteyfunn avatar
whiteyfunnSoWal Staff
#9
poor parrothead i know how much you love to eat and the thought of making anything in 10 second must have gotten you really excited but if it sounds too good to be true it probably really SUCKS!!!!!!! :funn:

I think it was the second batch of turkey salad that took it over the edge.
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Ocean Loverbean
#10
for the past few months i have been a huge fan of the Magic Bullet Blender. I liked it so much and watched the infomercial so many times i memorized every part of it. i knew when everything happened and what all came with it and how much time you had to get the double for free and everything else there was to know about the "personal versatile countertop magician that does any job in the kitchen in 10 seconds or less"

So i called target and made sure they had the bullet and i told my mom i wanted one for christmas. Kimmifunn was also a fanatic.

On Christmas morning kimmifunn told me to "Keep my eyes on the prize, and to hold on" so i did i opened mine and she opened hers and we had gotten the great bullet... little did we know when we brought it to sowal. we made a 10 min chicken salad instead of a 10 second and when kimmifunn tried to make a bellini in the party mug the motor burned up and it wouldn't work... we plan on taking them back and getting our money. so in other words. Never trust an infomercial... i thought that it was a great thing happening to my life and all it did was ruin my day. :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

PH74, I'm so sorry for your dissapointment. :( I read this to my 9 yr old son that has been wanting one. He too has watched the infomercial several times. He almost had me last week at Kohls but I decided on a fondue pot instead. I guess I made a good choice. We've had cheese fondue and chocolate fondue and both were yummy!
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#11
Oh - THAT magic bullet. I thought this thread was about something else.

Never mind.
That's the pocket rocket! :rolling:
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#12
That's the pocket rocket! :rolling:

Or perhaps the vibrating phone?
catherineccaca
#13
Funny thing is...that is the ONLY thing my mom gave him! :funn:

Cammyron...is she taking mine back too? Tell her to send it. Pleeeeassse!


that is very sad- i know how excited you were...
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#14
poor parrothead i know how much you love to eat and the thought of making anything in 10 second must have gotten you really excited but if it sounds too good to be true it probably really SUCKS!!!!!!! :funn:
I still want mine! At least we know I can't make frozen belinnis. :(
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#15
I still want mine! At least we know I can't make frozen belinnis. :(


I am going out tonight to an Italian rest. here....I will have a Bellini in your honor and give a secret toast to the demise of the Bullet.
Parrothead74 avatar
Parrothead74Beach FanaticAuthor
#16
fondue pots are another great one... sad to say... that magic bullet wasnt even from my mom. it was for my dad but i opened it... but i wont complain because i got an xbox360
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#17
fondue pots are another great one... sad to say... that magic bullet wasnt even from my mom. it was for my dad but i opened it... but i wont complain because i got an xbox360


No school today? Or is SoWal.com now a graduation requirement class? :funn:
Parrothead74 avatar
Parrothead74Beach FanaticAuthor
#18
i guess im gonna have to find a new infomercial to chase after... it will come. everytime i look at the ad for the bullet it makes me want to give it another try. i cant though. its just the great accent and the speed of it. it just looks sooo real. o well
Parrothead74 avatar
Parrothead74Beach FanaticAuthor
#19
my first class is a computer class
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#20
my first class is a computer class


SoWal.com 101!!! You will ace this class!

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