In a small Texas town............
The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so I did."
"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did."
"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did."
"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did."
" Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ' "
And here I am.
See, Blonde Men do exist........
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audieaudiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossom
audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossom:clap_1: good one gypsea !!!!!
DDDDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert:rolling:
MermaidMermaidpicky7,871 postsJoined View profileMessagepicky
That's a hoot! 😀
seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugarlove it!! love it!!!! :clap_1:
Ocean LoverOcean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebean
Ocean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebeanSeagrovelover, I heart your avatar! ( as the kitty would say)
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowSeagrovelover, I heart your avatar! ( as the kitty would say)
So true OL...Seagrovelover is hearting vacations right now!!! I hope on is in your future!
scrltbegonyascrltbegonyaBeach FanaticSRB1,091 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
scrltbegonyaBeach FanaticSRB1,091 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticI really like this one, too!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow:funn:
dbuckdbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticOh my gosh, these are just too FUNNy!!! :rolling:
RitaRitamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia
Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia:rofl:
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow:rofl:
SHELLY called and wants a sense of humor like you have!!! CHOMP!
LandlockedLandlockedBeach FanaticAlabama3,216 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
LandlockedBeach FanaticAlabama3,216 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticSHELLY called and wants a sense of humor like you have!!! CHOMP!
I made the mistake of going over there to the Real Estate thing. Man, that would put me in a bad mood. I left. 😀
seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugarSeagrovelover, I heart your avatar! ( as the kitty would say)
I am the flip flop queen, I got lucky when I found this one!!! THANKS!!!
miss kitty.....no vacation for me till June :bang: but I dream about it EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowI made the mistake of going over there to the Real Estate thing. Man, that would put me in a bad mood. I left. 😀
BUMMER...now I know why Daddy-O bans me in there! It's a downer dude!
dbuckdbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticI guess we are what some people call "Lounge Lizards."
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameBoth...very funny! Loved them!!!! :clap_1:
Ocean LoverOcean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebean
Ocean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebeanI guess we are what some people call "Lounge Lizards."
And proud of it. 😀
GypseaGypseaBeach FanaticPittsburgh, PA; Watercolor1,497 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticAuthor
GypseaBeach FanaticPittsburgh, PA; Watercolor1,497 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticAuthorIt is much more fun to laugh than to be so negative. You live longer that way also. I need to just hang here in the Lounge. Remind me of that if I go back and respond to SHELLY.
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowIt is much more fun to laugh than to be so negative. You live longer that way also. I need to just hang here in the Lounge. Remind me of that if I go back and respond to SHELLY.
I have to read everything on this board, because I might miss something!! There has been some very good and thought provoking discussion in the RE forums, but someone used to post a pic of a broken record there and it is so appropriate sometimes!! Do you think SHELLY is doing a social experiment using us?? I feel used!
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