Fix the Out-House

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jan 10, '06 · 9:21 AM450

Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin' around when she hollers out....
"Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yeah there is, now git out there and fix it!"

So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma, there ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma says, "Stick yur head in that there hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that there hole!"

Ma says, "Ya gotta stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix!"

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take yur head outta the hole!"

Pa starts to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma, help! My beard is stuck in this here crack in the seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"