Landlocked's Translations.....

RiverOtter RiverOtter avatar

RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile Messagegot any pics?

Jan 25, '06 · 10:51 AM635

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

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audie

audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined May 15, '05View profile Messagefartblossom

Jan 25, '06 · 11:21 AM#2

:rolling: actually this sounds like several guys i know - my hubby included ! esp. the cleavage part.

Gypsea

GypseaBeach FanaticPittsburgh, PA; Watercolor1,497 postsJoined Jul 10, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Jan 25, '06 · 11:36 AM#3

That pretty much sums it up. No wonder Dads never want their daughters to start dating.

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seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined Jan 12, '05View profile Messagelittle sugar

Jan 25, '06 · 2:00 PM#4

Otter are you sure those aren't your translations????!!!!!?????? :lol:

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jan 25, '06 · 2:03 PM#5

:rolling: WHERE ARE YOU LL....COME BACK TO US!!!!!! I know you would have a great comeback for these!!!!!!

OH, and RO....I too think, these are your translations!!!!!😀

RiverOtter RiverOtter avatar

RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile Messagegot any pics?Author

Jan 25, '06 · 3:44 PM#6

:rolling: WHERE ARE YOU LL....COME BACK TO US!!!!!! I know you would have a great comeback for these!!!!!!

OH, and RO....I too think, these are your translations!!!!!😀

I was hoping I could coax him out of lurkerdome 😀

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jan 25, '06 · 4:46 PM#7

I was hoping I could coax him out of lurkerdome 😀

He must be off building a house somewhere. We need to all pitch in and get him a sidekick!!!!!

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Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined Jun 10, '05View profile MessageMeow

Jan 25, '06 · 6:48 PM#8

He must be off building a house somewhere. We need to all pitch in and get him a sidekick!!!!!

YES!!!! The days are just not the same w/o him! Of course, we now have rootin' tootin' tylerT!!

lindatat

lindatatquirtyToo far from the beach (Chicago 'Burbs)2,813 postsJoined Jul 14, '05View profile Messagequirty

Jan 25, '06 · 7:10 PM#9

YES!!!! The days are just not the same w/o him! Of course, we now have rootin' tootin' tylerT!!

Yeah, but he's so, well, normal.

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jan 26, '06 · 9:55 AM#10

Yeah, but he's so, well, normal.

^5.

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jan 26, '06 · 9:56 AM#11