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toe, honey, toe.

okay, I'm laughing so hard now...

I think I must be the squarest person around here because I never heard of that term before I read this post! 😱 I never knew there was such a thing. So I googled it, and this is what I found--looks like Miss Afganistan went from Wholesomewear to cameltoe with lightening speed.

http://ctoe.bolt.com/womens.html

Scroll down and to "Hampton Beast" and breathe a sigh of relief that 30-A is not like that!!!!!!!!!!

the toe ratings are hysterical! "very high toe rating"....

did you see the Starbuck's Toe?

OMG, I'm dying laughing!!! :funn:

I wasn't talking about no toe!!! Just an old fashioned mattress holder!

Miss Kitty, I knew exactly what you were talking about! was waiting for you to say so! at least now everyone is up to speed on the ole camel toe situation...

cameltoe=smuggling yo yo's=smuggling papayas

the cameltoe beachboy song is really funny!cameltoe song & video

you sent this to me ages ago...LOL...it has a whole new connotation now!! :floor: :floor: :floor:

:blink: :blink: http://ctoe.bolt.com/womens.html I just got around to looking at some of these 😱 :shock: :funn:

you sent this to me ages ago...LOL...it has a whole new connotation now!! :floor: :floor: :floor:

David daught. told me about "camel toes" years and years ago. before that we had always called it "smuggling yo-yo's". and to think there are entire websites and songs about it now... :roll:

David daught. told me about "camel toes" years and years ago. before that we had always called it "smuggling yo-yo's". and to think there are entire websites and songs about it now... :roll:

Smuggling yo-yos. Totally descibes the look!:floor:

OK- so how paranoid are we going to be everytime we put on a bathing suit, shorts, etc.?? We'll have to do a "toe-check" before we leave the house!

Smuggling yo-yos. Totally descibes the look!:floor:

OK- so how paranoid are we going to be everytime we put on a bathing suit, shorts, etc.?? We'll have to do a "toe-check" before we leave the house!

I am laughing. I have on a pair of jeans that have drawn up a little😱
and I wonder if a camel toe is good or bad because I think I have one.

I am laughing. I have on a pair of jeans that have drawn up a little😱
and I wonder if a camel toe is good or bad because I think I have one.

I may have been vaccinated against cameltoe. A baby camel bit me on the shoulder once. I am not lying- that little a$$hole darn near took a chunk out of me. I couldn't get him to let go. I hate camels now, so I would probably fall apart if I was sporting a cameltoe!

I may have been vaccinated against cameltoe. A baby camel bit me on the shoulder once. I am not lying- that little a$$hole darn near took a chunk out of me. I couldn't get him to let go. I hate camels now, so I would probably fall apart if I was sporting a cameltoe!

Where in the world were you to get bit by a camel?

Where in the world were you to get bit by a camel?

OK- the short version. There is an animal "refuge" here owned and funded by our local Communist, Henry Wallace. No lie- personal friend of Castro. Family money thanks to Eli Lilly. His son sits in his backyard and shoots at duck hunters on the Ohio River- my brother experienced that one. Henry's Ark has camels, all kinds of strange deer/gazelle things, some fancy Japanese reindeer,buffalo, and every kind of critter you can imagine wandering around, including a huge pot bellied pig collection due to everyone getting them as babies and not wanting them anymore when they grew up to be...pigs. It's a fun place to take little kids. So we were petting the camels one day, and the baby came up behind me and put my entire shoulder in his mouth! I was black and blue for awhile.

You come visit and I'll take you there!!!😱

OK- the short version. There is an animal "refuge" here owned and funded by our local Communist, Henry Wallace. No lie- personal friend of Castro. Family money thanks to Eli Lilly. His son sits in his backyard and shoots at duck hunters on the Ohio River- my brother experienced that one. Henry's Ark has camels, all kinds of strange deer/gazelle things, some fancy Japanese reindeer,buffalo, and every kind of critter you can imagine wandering around, including a huge pot bellied pig collection due to everyone getting them as babies and not wanting them anymore when they grew up to be...pigs. It's a fun place to take little kids. So we were petting the camels one day, and the baby came up behind me and put my entire shoulder in his mouth! I was black and blue for awhile.

You come visit and I'll take you there!!!😱

Now that's a story I have never heard. Where is Henry's Ark? In his backyard?:shock:

Now that's a story I have never heard. Where is Henry's Ark? In his backyard?:shock:

Yes. He owns a hunk of property a little upriver from Louisville. It is beautiful.

Yes. He owns a hunk of property a little upriver from Louisville. It is beautiful.

This reminds me...have you notice that sometimes the amount of $$$ is equal to the amount of crazy???

This reminds me...have you notice that sometimes the amount of $$$ is equal to the amount of crazy???

If they have money they are eccentric.
If they have no money they are crazy.

This reminds me...have you notice that sometimes the amount of $$$ is equal to the amount of crazy???

Yup. But I don't have a lot of money. Does that mean I am sane??:floor: 😱

If they have money they are eccentric.
If they have no money they are crazy.

There you go...thanks for the clarification!!!

If they have money they are eccentric.
If they have no money they are crazy.

Reminds me of a joke......

"What's the difference between kinky and bizarre?"
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Kinky is when you tickle a girls bottom with a feather
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Bizarre is when you use the whole chicken

Smuggling yo-yos. Totally descibes the look!:floor:

OK- so how paranoid are we going to be everytime we put on a bathing suit, shorts, etc.?? We'll have to do a "toe-check" before we leave the house!

i would think you would be able to feel that you have a toe going on and not have to check in the mirror. i am a little disturbed that i am now looking for camel toes everywhere ! :shock: