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Red Neck Love Poem

DD avatar
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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
>SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
>SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
>SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
>
>PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
>YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
>I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
>BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>
>SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
>AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
>BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
>HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
>
>YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
>AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
>BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
>I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>
>BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
>JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
>MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE
>YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


:biggrin:

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Kurt avatar
Admin
#2
:floor: Somehow from reading the title I knew incest, infidelity, and inbreeding would be involved.
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#3
I love weddings...will they have cake or Ding Dongs? OOOUUUHHH maybe even Twinkies.
Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
#4
:rofl: Good one DD!
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
:lolabove:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#6
I love weddings...will they have cake or Ding Dongs? OOOUUUHHH maybe even Twinkies.

The menu suggestions are Spam, Lime Jello and of course, Twinkies! :biggrin:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#7
The menu suggestions are Spam, Lime Jello and of course, Twinkies! :biggrin:
Don't forget the road kill stew :puke:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#8
Don't forget the road kill stew :puke:

"You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour" :blink:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#9
I think recipes for every item on the redneck wedding menu can be found here, including Tangwiches, Bologna Cups, and my favorite, the Heartpumper Shake.

The official recipe site from the best white trash band around, Southern Culture on the Skids.



http://www.scots.com/recipes/
lindatat avatar
quirty
#10
This hits a little too close to home for me - I'm a Hatfield, you know. (But I'm not my husband's cousin. HOWEVER, his parents were distant cousins, and so were his grandparents, and so on.........It really is kind of scary! :eek:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#11
I think recipes for every item on the redneck wedding menu can be found here, including Tangwiches, Bologna Cups, and my favorite, the Heartpumper Shake.

The official recipe site from the best white trash band around, Southern Culture on the Skids.



http://www.scots.com/recipes/[/QUOTE

Heartpumper Shake....MMMMMMMMM!
Reminds me of my "First Annual White Trash Christmas Party" a couple of years ago.....ahhhh, memories!
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#12
This hits a little too close to home for me - I'm a Hatfield, you know. (But I'm not my husband's cousin. HOWEVER, his parents were distant cousins, and so were his grandparents, and so on.........It really is kind of scary! :eek:

Oops! :oops:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#13
I want to build the Gingerbread Trailer next Christmas!
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#14
I want to build the Gingerbread Trailer next Christmas!

I'll come help!
Hey, there's pumpkin pie and bacon recipes too! ;-)

BACON MEATBALLS
1 lb. ground beef
1 Tablespoon Salt
1 Teaspoon Pepper
2 Tablespoons steak sauce (or the closest thing you can find)
5 Slices of bacon

Toss everything except the bacon into a bowl. Mix it up real good. Shape this mixture into small balls (1" or so wide). Wrap that there bacon around the balls and fasten with a toothpick or twig. Slow cook 'em in a skillet until good n' done. Serve with crackers or white bread soaked in ball juice from skillet.

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Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#15
I want to build the Gingerbread Trailer next Christmas!


Gingerbread Trailer - what a fun idea! single or double wide?

:funn:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#16
I love weddings...will they have cake or Ding Dongs? OOOUUUHHH maybe even Twinkies.


how 'bout some pigs in a blanket? (really love 'em). :drool:
Bdarg avatar
Beach Fanatic
#17
I love weddings...will they have cake or Ding Dongs? OOOUUUHHH maybe even Twinkies.


You got to add Moonpies and Mountain Dew Punch, if it is going to be a true redneck feast.
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#18
You got to add Moonpies and Mountain Dew Punch, if it is going to be a true redneck feast.

Absolutely! :clap_1:
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Meow
#19
destindreamin...you are a BEACH NUT!!! You have 500 posts! Go gull Go!!


BTW...am I the only one that saw the ad for single servings of SPAM??? Go ahead, make my day and stick that in your child's lunchbag!
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#20
destindreamin...you are a BEACH NUT!!! You have 500 posts! Go gull Go!!


BTW...am I the only one that saw the ad for single servings of SPAM??? Go ahead, make my day and stick that in your child's lunchbag!

Dang! Hadn't even noticed! Thanks! I just sort of got going on a tangent (s) this morning :idontno:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#21
Dang! Hadn't even noticed! Thanks! I just sort of got going on a tangent (s) this morning :idontno:


:clap_1: keep up the hard work:floor:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#22
:clap_1: keep up the hard work:floor:

I posted the bacon meatball recipe for you.. :funn:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#23
I posted the bacon meatball recipe for you.. :funn:


Yummmmmmm.....
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SoWal Insider
#24
Love Redneck stufff....cuz I think deep down...nevermind. Anyway here's an original I just came up with the other night...

".... when your choice of luggage depends entirely on how many cases of beer it will hold................................

Yooooooo Might be a Redneck!"
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#25
I swear y'all!! I did NOT re-post this!!! But, it's still pretty funny!!
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bean
#26
:floor: I musta missed it the first time.

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