Top this one?

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Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined Nov 18, '04View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Feb 1, '06 · 6:23 PM2,216

Inspired from another thread, I thought it would be funn to play Top This One.
If you have a better short story or snip-it than the last one posted, please share it. 😀 :idontno:

Now I need a story. :scratch:
Okay, this one time, when I was in Band Camp... :nono1: No, that wasn't me. :scratch:
When we first moved to the beach, we took our dog to the Gulf where he played for at least an hour, biting the waves and drinking the salt water. Suddenly, he began to look sick. He sat down momentarily then arose. He looked at me then puked out the salt water. It flowed like a fire hydrant. Then, without warning, the salt water sprayed out the back end too. :shock: He looked like a Roman fountain spewing at both ends. That was a long night that followed.

Can you top this story? :idontno: Let's here it. (real stories only, please)

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Jdarg

JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined Feb 15, '05View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Feb 2, '06 · 7:15 PM#52

This thread has been hilarious. I like the older people stories too. I have one on my mom- funny she wasn't that old at the time, just ditsy.

When Will was a toddler, he spent 2 days a week at my parents while I was working. Mom had a big hole in the yard, and she announced to Dad and Bdarg that Will wouldn't stop climbing into "Mimi's big hole". My poor husband- I thought he was going to cough up a hairball.

When Will was still drinking a bottle, I bought certain types of nipples- the really soft rubber ones would fall apart, so I would buy the firmer ones. I was trying to explain the difference to Mom, but she kept interrupting over and over to say (loudly) "but my nipples are hard! My nipples are hard!"

Coming from the woman who said "Happy Mothers Day...all you mothers!"