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Excuses why men forget Valentine's Day

DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
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* The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?

* I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.

* The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best.

* I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!

* I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?

* I didn't know you liked jewelry.

* I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.

* Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.

* I thought we would do something different this year.

* I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.

* You didn't remind me!



ok...I'll stop now!

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Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#2
* You didn't remind me!
the best!!! 😀 😀 MEN sheesh such babies.... :clap_1:
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#3
I've actually heard one of them...
"I didn't know you liked jewelry" :bang:
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#4
I've actually heard one of them...
"I didn't know you liked jewelry" :bang:
DUUUUUH scuse me???? :idontno: not like jewlery???? :blink:
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#5
DUUUUUH scuse me???? :idontno: not like jewlery???? :blink:

I KNOW!
I won't say which of my husbands said that.. ;-)
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#6
I KNOW!
I won't say which of my husbands said that.. ;-)

it should be an ex with a statement like that ! ;-)
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#7
it should be an ex with a statement like that ! ;-)

Bingo!
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#8
Your conversation after the initial joke was even funnier!!! :funn:
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#9
Your conversation after the initial joke was even funnier!!! :funn:

Sometimes real life is funnier :rolling: than fiction! (although I wasn't too amused at the time!)
DTinTexas avatar
DTinTexasBeach Lover
#10
My EX-husband totally forgot my birthday one year. Believe it or not his birthday was the day before mine!

DTinTX
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#11
My EX-husband totally forgot my birthday one year. Believe it or not his birthday was the day before mine!

DTinTX

Thus, EX!

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