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"Brief" Jerky is in the mail......SWGB is Shark Bait

seagrovegirl avatar
seagrovegirlBeach Fanatic
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I found the very last pair of Brief Jerky for SWGB. You are all witnesses to the thread about the candy bra and I dared SWGB and he promised he would swim in the Gulf with the brief jerky if I could find them. I FOUND THEM! Ordered and in the mail. They were not cheap.....so a collection will be appreciated prior to the shark call.

Stay tuned.......date, time and location to be announced.:lolabove:

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Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGB
#2
Well I guess I'm gonna have to get a bikini wax.

This is definitely going to be interesting. Can you get them wet without it becoming indecent exposure?

P.S. You've felt me up SGG, here's hoping everything fits.
seagrovegirl avatar
seagrovegirlBeach FanaticAuthor
#3
Well I guess I'm gonna have to get a bikini wax.

This is definitely going to be interesting. Can you get them wet without it becoming indecent exposure?

P.S. You've felt me up SGG, here's hoping everything fits.

One size fits all.....or so they say.:wave:
seagrovegirl avatar
seagrovegirlBeach FanaticAuthor
#4
Well I guess I'm gonna have to get a bikini wax.

This is definitely going to be interesting. Can you get them wet without it becoming indecent exposure?

P.S. You've felt me up SGG, here's hoping everything fits.

Well, it was a costume partae and I was told it was a fake appendage. If it was not fake, I think you are SOL.;-)
Alicia Leonard avatar
Alicia LeonardSoWal Insider
#5
I found the very last pair of Brief Jerky for SWGB. You are all witnesses to the thread about the candy bra and I dared SWGB and he promised he would swim in the Gulf with the brief jerky if I could find them. I FOUND THEM! Ordered and in the mail. They were not cheap.....so a collection will be appreciated prior to the shark call.

Stay tuned.......date, time and location to be announced.:lolabove:
😀
hnooe avatar
hnooeBeach Fanatic
#6
One size fits all.....or so they say.:wave:

Bet that made his day.
ASH avatar
ASHBeach Fanatic
#8
😀

Gotta love that shiny bling. Kinda like a "COME AND GET IT" callout. :funn:

We should wait until Mikecatadjuster gets his camera back so he can film.
MaryAnneBeach Lover
#9
Well I guess I'm gonna have to get a bikini wax.

Can you get them wet without it becoming indecent exposure?


Considering how long it takes just to CHEW up jerky, I'd say it would last in the water.
scooterbug44 avatar
scooterbug44SoWal Expert
#11
I don't think I want to witness the jerky fashion show/swim - don't know if I could ever look at him the same way again. :blink:

And those look pretty skimpy! 😱
hnooe avatar
hnooeBeach Fanatic
#12
Gotta love that shiny bling. Kinda like a "COME AND GET IT" callout. :funn:

We should wait until Mikecatadjuster gets his camera back so he can film.

The front and back may be one size fits all--but, at least the sides seem to be adjustable. :wave: kidding..be nice now

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Truffle Anne avatar
Truffle AnneBeach Fanatic
#13
The front and back may be one size fits all--but, at least the sides seem to be adjustable. :wave: kidding..be nice now

:floor:
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ShallowsNoleBeach Fanatic
#14
This is going to be a must-see. :clap:
Dia avatar
DiaBeach Fanatic
#15
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seagrovegirl avatar
seagrovegirlBeach FanaticAuthor
#16
Was he in the brief jerky isle???
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#17
Was he in the brief jerky isle???

:funn:
Here is what your post made me think of...

canned meat

meat by-products

both for some reason made me....:sick:

do those brief jerkys come in a tighty whitey style? ;-)
Mango avatar
MangoSoWal Insider
#18
I don't think I want to witness the jerky fashion show/swim - don't know if I could ever look at him the same way again. :blink:

And those look pretty skimpy! 😱

This thread is hysterical. :rolling:

Scooty, I have seen pics of my one of my BFF at a Bear Fest in P-town. If I could do that, you can do this. :shock:
seagrovegirl avatar
seagrovegirlBeach FanaticAuthor
#19
Had to "bump" this so SWGB knows he is not off the hook......no pun intended...😀

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