Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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Beach Fanatic
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Beach FanaticAuthor
It might as well have been, in my mind anyway! It was a big snake taunting me. 
Beach Fanatic
You should have heard what that conniving snake had to say about you after you left!
;-)Beach FanaticAuthor
What!? Are you telling me that the De-Select button on Facebook doesn't work? ;-)
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Beach Fanatic
So you decided to use a deselect button instead of the swiffer sweeper on that pesky snake?! lol ;-) That should learn him!! 
Beach FanaticAuthor
You got that right! I showed him. And he'd better tell all of his little 'friends'...if they see me coming down the stairs with my cheap little assembled overpriced mop, it is in their best interest to get the heck outta my way. I'm fierce with my Swiffer.
Beach Fanatic
:funn:
SoWal Insider
This is funny, but admittedly, I am lost again. 
Beach Fanatic
This is funny, but admittedly, I am lost again.me too.
SoWal Insider
Sometimes getting lost is way groovy~~~~~~Beach Fanatic
I am a bit lost myself...*whispers- however, I recommend you don't make the pretty lady with the swiffer sweeper angry!* 
SoWal Insider
Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
I just reread this trying not to be lost and realized you have your briefbag and beachbag at the same time - groovy lifestyle!
SoWal Insider
Very observant, Lynnie... but what kind of shoes is she wearing? If you can wear flip flops to the office, you got it made.;-)
Beach FanaticAuthor
Damn I stink at this! I lost my whole core audience?!
I'll try to explain. I was comparing the real slimy snake that scared the heck out of me, to a snake male friend that I had added to my Facebook account and had to de-friend/de-select. If I lost you anywhere else, well I guess I'm lost too.
At least I'm with good people! Lets have a party!
I'll try to explain. I was comparing the real slimy snake that scared the heck out of me, to a snake male friend that I had added to my Facebook account and had to de-friend/de-select. If I lost you anywhere else, well I guess I'm lost too.
At least I'm with good people! Lets have a party!SoWal Insider
Damn I stink at this! I lost my whole core audience?!
I'll try to explain. I was comparing the real slimy snake that scared the heck out of me, to a snake male friend that I had added to my Facebook account and had to de-friend/de-select. If I lost you anywhere else, well I guess I'm lost too.
Oh right. I remember the se-select.
I'm up for a party. What can I bring? Oh nevermind, I'll think of something groovy~~~~
SoWal Insider
I thought "D the I" was the one trying to change the snake into a metaphor of a bad FB connection. Now I'm confused. Lynnie please straighten out the snake tale...
Beach Fanatic
I do seem to remember a Freudian slip! lol I figured thats what you ment... So what kind of party are we having? Keep in mind I have to get my 9 year old daughter in bed by 930! 
So what kind of party are we having? Keep in mind I have to get my 9 year old daughter in bed by 930! Beach Fanatic
in bed at 9:30. party? let's do it.
party? let's do it.Beach FanaticAuthor
A confessions party! I confess I stink at storytelling. Now YOU go!;-)
SoWal Insider
A snake-swiffing party to the tune of "Tube Snake Boogie", I presume... How slippery is that! (still lost... just riffing...
Beach Fanatic
in bed at 9:30.
Beach Fanatic
oh wait that came out wrong.
Beach Fanatic
A confessions party! I confess I stink at storytelling. Now YOU go!;-)
I think your doing just fine...
I confess the fire of youth no longer burns quite so brightly in my veins and I will probably go to bed soon after I tuck my daughter in! lol ;-)
Beach Fanatic
I will probably go to bed soon after I tuck my daughter in! lol ;-)nite.
Beach Fanatic
nite.
I still have 20 minutes to enjoy the party! lol
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