Random Believe it or Nots....

I wont mention any names, but someone in the confessions thread apparently invented the Cool Ranch Doritos Lip balm last night! ;-)

This ones for you Miss Kitty, adaptable for das boot perhaps?
"Gangsta CD Sneakers"

Is this what you wanted to post Kitty? My I-Mac must work better than your MacBook Pro. :funn:

Lotta Luv - Shopping Buzz at TheFind Buzz

I wont mention any names, but someone in the confessions thread apparently invented the Cool Ranch Doritos Lip balm last night! ;-)

This ones for you Miss Kitty, adaptable for das boot perhaps?
"Gangsta CD Sneakers"

Gangsta CD Sneakers!! Chillpill, I gots ta have one! Is it made by S&F?

Wouldn't the CD skip every time you took a step?

And my foot is QUITE a bit smaller than a CD - is this just for folks w/ wide/large feet?

What is with All Y'all and this cheetoes? Is it cheetoes or cheetos? I feel badly for Dan Quayle.

I no likey cheetoes - they make everything orange! And, they stink!

What is with All Y'all and this cheetoes? Is it cheetoes or cheetos? I feel badly for Dan Quayle.

I no likey cheetoes - they make everything orange! And, they stink!

It's the later. Is it Quayle or Quail? Do we care?

Could have used this last winter!

Is this what you wanted to post Kitty? My I-Mac must work better than your MacBook Pro. :funn:

Lotta Luv - Shopping Buzz at TheFind Buzz

Thanks...it has nothing to do with computer, only user. ;-)

Swarovski Embellished Sandals by Giuseppe Zanotti

You must have ESP. How did you know that I had ordered those shoes?

What does this mean? "You have selected 1 post that is not part of this thread. Quote this post as well, or deselect this post." That's what it says when I am replying to your post. Anyone? Anyone?

You must have ESP. How did you know that I had ordered those shoes?

What does this mean? "You have selected 1 post that is not part of this thread. Quote this post as well, or deselect this post." That's what it says when I am replying to your post. Anyone? Anyone?

...that's the next das boot. How do you think the orthos stay in business?

I think it means you did a reply and never used it?

Why oh why are you up at this hour?

...that's the next das boot. How do you think the orthos stay in business?

I think it means you did a reply and never used it?

Why oh why are you up at this hour?

I'm up because Pepper has sensed my nervousness being alone in this big house since Big D left for Germany last Saturday. So she has gotten used to waking up several times in the middle of the night to protect me because she is a very protective dog. D is home now, but she just needs to get back into our old routine. Pepper is my protector. She's a skinny poodle under all of that hair, but because she's black and has a mean-sounding bark, she scares the manliest of men.

...that's the next das boot. How do you think the orthos stay in business?

I think it means you did a reply and never used it?

Why oh why are you up at this hour?

Now if I posted at the hour the Kitty and BR posted, I would surely qualify for a "random believe it or not." Y'all would think I had an evil twin or something.

Swarovski Embellished Sandals by Giuseppe Zanotti

I am so going to wear these as I stroll through Seaside today. Darn I think I threw out the lycra miniskirt the other day, it would have been a perfect ensemble. Oh! First I'll swing by the Farmers Market in them, then go rent a pink bike and ride down the middle of the road. Funn day ahead!

Ouch! If I see you coming, I'm going to stay way far away...but I might stare a little.

Just so you can identify me, I'll be wearing this also, so I can stop and eat some yummy BBQ safely:

:funn:stop.

Chinese people seem kinda odd to me...very clean, but odd...:shock:

Speaking of staying clean. Here's a hands-free urinal.

Swarovski Embellished Sandals by Giuseppe Zanotti

Those are fugly!

BUT! I have some Giuseppe boots and guess what's embellished on them?

They're fabu!

Speaking of staying clean. Here's a hands-free urinal.

...no robot is gonna touch my thingy!!!

...oh my, Chill...too funny!

Vertu Ascent Ti Neon screams 'I'm rich and I watch Saved By The Bell reruns'

My Trip to Walgreens by Miss Kitty

On a hot Sunday afternoon, I got in my car and traveled the streets of my youth to the Walgreens drug store. I was picking up a prescription for PawPaw and maybe some ponytail holders for myself. While perusing the various color combos of pt holders, a voice boomed beside me, "PUT IT BACK AND GET OUT OFF THE STORE!" I was shocked and looked up to see what that was about and saw a man putting a watch back on the rack and complaining he had bought one the week before and it quit running. Once more, he was asked to leave and slowly took off towards the door. Whew...I thought the hair police were after me for wearing ponytails.

I left the area of hair goods and to my utter surprise, guess what I saw...

HALLOWEEN CANDY!!!!!

Speaking of staying clean. Here's a hands-free urinal.

...no robot is gonna touch my thingy!!!

:funn:

Oh, come on now........ confession time!!!

This is a true story: In the men's bathroom of the DeFuniak Whataburger they have a TV above the urinal. I sh*t you not. Now how weird is it when you just trying to tinkle and one of those blonde "Network Television News Hotties" comes on...