Why We Don't Drink Seawater

If my dog could speak, he would tell you, speaking from first-paw experience, that we don't drink seawater because, if you drink enough of it, you will look like a fountain in Italy spewing off at both ends. :puke:+ insert spewing-out-of-the-butt smilie here.

I'd like to see this pictures everyone's talking about...PM me please! Maybe it'll scare me away from actually getting in the water this year. :idontno:

P.S. where did this pic come from???

Nobody said you have to swallow...

Big ole whale weiner. Huge. Like as big as the eifel tower. And they make 400 gallons of ejaculation. So that's why the salt water is salty.

with this description...the mental picture :shock: :blink: who needs a picture???? :funn:

with this description...the mental picture :shock: :blink: who needs a picture???? :funn:

I didn't need the picture-- 😱

Although I have not seen the photo, I got the picture lound and clear. Gross.

If my dog could speak, he would tell you, speaking from first-paw experience, that we don't drink seawater because, if you drink enough of it, you will look like a fountain in Italy spewing off at both ends. :puke:+ insert spewing-out-of-the-butt smilie here.

Yeah, there's a reason my mom used to make us drink warm salt water if we ate something we weren't supposed to...like a whole bottle Flintstone vitamins. 😀 I don't know what was up with me as a child but my kids wouldn't dream of doing anthing like that. ??

I haven't seen the pic, but is it what Kimmifunn describes? I have always called the foam at the shoreline...fish spit, could it actually be sperm? Please tell me I am in the Lounge!!!!

Darlene...hit me with it!!!!😱

Here is the LINK to the picture. Don't click on it if anything in Kimmi's description bothers you!!!!


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:blink: :shock: My goodness!

:blink: :shock: My goodness!

Moby Dick 😀

:shock: and here i thought horses were impressive - every time we see the clydesdale horses one is hanging out.

360 gallons of loose Whale sperm :blink:. That is more than enough to fill most larger hot-tubs. Gross!!!



above is a photo of a 380 gal hot tub to give you an idea.

What about the 10% that doesn't escape? :idontno: That translates to 40 gallons of Whale sperm going ... :shock:
That is enough sperm to fill an oil drum. :blink::shock::blink:

360 gallons of loose Whale sperm :blink:. That is more than enough to fill most larger hot-tubs, maybe a few times. Gross!!!

Stop! Gross! Ugh! Nasty! :puke: I can't handle it.