The SoWal Lounge:
Why is this place called a Lounge? Is it institutional and boring like the teacher's lounge at school? Or is it sleazy, like a second rate Las Vegas bar/lounge with cheap red polyester curtains, stale cigarette smoke and a really bad "act."?
Is it open all night or does it close? Is there a dress code?
Is there anyone here in this SoWal Lounge who will wait on me, or is this place like totally self service?
Sorry...I can't visualize this place at all!
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29SoWal Guide
AC - the SoWal lounge is a lot of fun and a little bit sleazy. lots of smoking/drinking/cussing (SDC) goes on. we even have occasional SDC parties. we are overdue for one! sorry - you gotta serve yourself. and post lots!
Beach Fanatic
Meditate on your siggy and you'll soon have it figured out. 
SoWal Insider
lounge me!!!
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7yioGxjIYM"]YouTube - nirvana - lounge act 08/30/92[/ame]
SWGB
Dress code?!?
I come here naked all the time!
I come here naked all the time!
Beach Lover
hey...I like my boring teacher's lounge at school...respite from the adolescent hormone heaven
SoWal Expert
The SoWal Lounge:
Why is this place called a Lounge? Is it institutional and boring like the teacher's lounge at school? Or is it sleazy, like a second rate Las Vegas bar/lounge with cheap red polyester curtains, stale cigarette smoke and a really bad "act."?
Is it open all night or does it close? Is there a dress code?
Is there anyone here in this SoWal Lounge who will wait on me, or is this place like totally self service?
Sorry...I can't visualize this place at all!
All of the above.

SoWal Insider
lots of smokin' drinkin' and cussin' in my teachers' lounge. I always voluteered to deliver the messages there. There's a tent in the random confessions thread. Usually when i go there, no one is there, then I got scared to go back. 
Welcome to virtual non-reality.

Welcome to virtual non-reality.

SoWal Guide
Dress code?!?:shock:
I come here naked all the time!
YouTube - nirvana - lounge act 08/30/92
ahh, the gainesville years. the lounge is the lounge is the lounge... only registered sowal members allowed! we can't really cuss out loud but we do have alternative creative words that work just as well such as:
bat turd
sheet
biatch
dam
hail
puck
pucking hail
eff
effing
mofo
assclown
and you should know about this assclown we all know and love who drops in the lounge now and then. his name is River Otter. I call him muffin top. others call him other stuff. but he's from Chattanooga and adorable.
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Beach Fanatic
AC
Beach Fanatic
Coming to SoWal 10/10 - 10/17 - Gulf Place with single cousin. We're kinda cougars!!!!!! Love you people!!! Would love to meet up!! Let us know!

SWGB
Coming to SoWal 10/10 - 10/17 - Gulf Place with single cousin. We're kinda cougars!!!!!! Love you people!!! Would love to meet up!! Let us know!
The Koogas hang out at Bud and Alley's!

SoWal Guide
Coming to SoWal 10/10 - 10/17 - Gulf Place with single cousin. We're kinda cougars!!!!!! Love you people!!! Would love to meet up!! Let us know!
is that during the Sowal soiree?
pm a few locals and get a lunch planned!
SWGB
is that during the Sowal soiree?
pm a few locals and get a lunch planned!
It's before.
SoWal Insider
Not sure how I missed this thread - looks like it was off to a good start. I found it searching for Random Confessions. This one is even funnier now that we know AC is hnooe and he already knew just how graciously sleazy the lounge really is~~~~~~~~~
Hee, hee. Carry on.
(Admittedly, I had a lot going on last Fall - zoned out and was not myself.)
Hee, hee. Carry on.
(Admittedly, I had a lot going on last Fall - zoned out and was not myself.)

Beach FanaticAuthor
Not sure how I missed this thread - looks like it was off to a good start. I found it searching for Random Confessions. This one is even funnier now that we know AC is hnooe and he already knew just how graciously sleazy the lounge really is~~~~~~~~~
Hee, hee. Carry on.
(Admittedly, I had a lot going on last Fall - zoned out and was not myself.)
Thanks for prolonging my 15 minutes!
SoWal Insider
Glassy Ass!
SoWal Insider
In the case of the OP of this thread, the appropriate term would be "Lot Lizard"
SoWal Insider
You're right SSB!
Also, I think it's Grassy Ass instead of Glassy Ass.
But, Glassy Ass is kinda' funny, too.
Also, I think it's Grassy Ass instead of Glassy Ass.
But, Glassy Ass is kinda' funny, too.

SoWal Expert
So Urban Dictionary is now the way to get around the SoWal name calling rules?:roll:
SWGB
So Urban Dictionary is now the way to get around the SoWal name calling rules?:roll:
Sure if you're a Benagitch. ;-)
SoWal Insider
I haven't called anyone a name. :roll: Are you thinking Grassy Ass is a name I called hnooe? :funn:
SoWal Expert
I don't know what you are talking about - I thought Grassy Ass means "thank you" in Spanish. 

SoWal Insider
Urban Dictionary: grassy ass
grassy ass - 5 definitions - 1. a really bad pronouncation of the spanish word "gracias", meaning thank you
Google it - it's pretty danged funny. Meanwhile, who's a benagitch?
Urban Dictionary: dumb skankbuy benagitch mugs, tshirts and magnets. NOUN. A dumb,skank ass *****. That damn benagitch stole my ****ing money!!!! inside joke west memphis ***** dumb ...
I know you weren't talking about me, swgb. That's mean. Just down right mean. However, with the mean brigade out, I am not remotely surprised. :roll:
grassy ass - 5 definitions - 1. a really bad pronouncation of the spanish word "gracias", meaning thank you
Google it - it's pretty danged funny. Meanwhile, who's a benagitch?
Urban Dictionary: dumb skankbuy benagitch mugs, tshirts and magnets. NOUN. A dumb,skank ass *****. That damn benagitch stole my ****ing money!!!! inside joke west memphis ***** dumb ...
I know you weren't talking about me, swgb. That's mean. Just down right mean. However, with the mean brigade out, I am not remotely surprised. :roll:
SWGB
Urban Dictionary: grassy ass
grassy ass - 5 definitions - 1. a really bad pronouncation of the spanish word "gracias", meaning thank you
Google it - it's pretty danged funny. Meanwhile, who's a benagitch?
Urban Dictionary: dumb skankbuy benagitch mugs, tshirts and magnets. NOUN. A dumb,skank ass *****. That damn benagitch stole my ****ing money!!!! inside joke west memphis ***** dumb ...
I know you weren't talking about me, swgb. That's mean. Just down right mean. However, with the mean brigade out, I am not remotely surprised. :roll:
Who is the mean brigade?
If you're going to play martyr then get the right props:
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