''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her @ss, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
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SoWal Insider
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Florida or the Moon?
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other:
"Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?
The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooo, can you see Florida.....?????
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CAR TROUBLE?
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works! on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says,"What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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SPEEDING TICKET?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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RIVER WALK?
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
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KNITTING?
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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Beach Lover
Always good to laugh on a Friday. P.S. Dont let SGG read the first one or she may decide not to ever date again (if she hasn't already).
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