Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This

Y'all make it all seem fabulous.

Found the keys. In the back seat of said car - WTF~~~~~~~~~~~how did that happen? I can't answer this question, can you? Geez, if I start putting my underwear in the freezer, somebody rescue me from myself straight away, pretty please.

Y'all make it all seem fabulous.

Found the keys. In the back seat of said car - WTF~~~~~~~~~~~how did that happen? I can't answer this question, can you? Geez, if I start putting my underwear in the freezer, somebody rescue me from myself straight away, pretty please.

DD, I go not kicking! Git my room ready. I just picked up the remote to make a phone call.

FTLOG - dead battery in one car, lost the keys to the other! That set me back a minute.

Roadside service showed up, then the clicker quit working. Went to Ace is the Place with the Helpful Hardware Man to get a new battery and clicker still wouldn't work. Ace Man put the old battery back in and I'd be danged it worked!

Went to get an oil change and they tried to upsell me on all kinds of stuff, that yes, I had done in the last 20K mi.......he said, "....and, the Pit Man said it doesn't look like your differential oil has been changed in the last 20K mi." HHHmmmmmmmmmm Was done in the last 3K mi.

Two grocery stores and still forgot my pie shells! Dangitall!! But, it's gorgeous out, so walking Sweet Pea and then going to sit outside at a bistro.

(Anyone else have days that seem to domino?)

Wait 'til they tell you your rear end needs a grease job!!!!

DD, I go not kicking! Git my room ready. I just picked up the remote to make a phone call.

I keep trying to open my front door with car remote. Forgit I'm not trying to open my car.

That's ok. SGG can tell you--I once left the office to run some errands. I walked out to my car, got in, put on my seatbelt and sat there for a few minutes before I wondered why the car wasn't moving.

Then I realized I had gotten in on the passenger side, and it wasn't moving until I made it move.

Unfortunately, our office at the time was next door to the Village Market, and they had lots of outdoor diners who were staring curiously at me. I was jsut too embarrassed to get out and walk around to the driver door, so I crawled across the console... :roll: