Watch those deck chairs boy's! ;-)

I have to call B.S. on this whole situation. I should have seen this right away. When you get that kind of shrinkage, a man's body becomes a virtual airport. In other words you lose your bags. His OMBs would be up around his lungs. He just has a chair slat fetish.

:rofl::funn: okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

:rofl::funn: okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

I fell over when I read "virtual airport".

I fell over when I read "virtual airport".

well I fell over and died from laughter when I read "in other words you lose your bags"...

well I fell over and died from laughter when I read "in other words you lose your bags"...

What happens if there is a bag search?

that's why i don't swim naked in the Adriatic!

better watch those speedos too Hoppy! ;-)

:rofl::funn: okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

I came up with that one. I think I was influenced by a much filthier joke which I can't really repeat.

I luv y'all.

I luv y'all.

are we getting in the spirit of the joyful holiday yet? christmas and OMBs just go together.

are we getting in the spirit of the joyful holiday yet? christmas and OMBs just go together.

Why yes, they absolutely do!

What happens if there is a bag search?

He's lucky that chair didn't become a permanent carry-on! At least he'd always have a place to sit.

are omb's even allowed as carry ons thse days?

are omb's even allowed as carry ons thse days?

Only if they fit in a quart zip lock bag.

And so the security guy says "Did anybody else pack your bags?"
I said no, I got into this jam all by myself!:funn:




Good thing a dog didn't eat the testicles. You wouldn't want him coughing up a chairball!:funn:


People tell me the only thing I'm good at is testicle jokes. I say nutz to you!!:rofl:

I don't know if I should even respond to LS and give him the attention because he will just never stop telling these lewd testicle jokes. but, alas. I must respond. I adore ball humor. don't really know why. I think I got it from Grandma. really.

:funn:

I guess this should be expected. My very first post was ball oriented:

http://www.sowal.com/bb/sowal-lounge/22450-state-senate-consider-ban-truckticles.html#post404424

This was my avatar: