i have a very small johnson

I was going to wipe this clean, or condomize it, but then I saw it was you, Bob. (It means you would have been banned) I'll leave it up to Kurt to decide what to do with this pecker.

I was going to wipe this clean, or condomize it, but then I saw it was you, Bob. (It means you would have been banned) I'll leave it up to Kurt to decide what to do with this pecker.

Now thats Comedy.

I'm SO GLAD someone said SOMETHING............
I just couldn't see the blood trickling down my chin from bitting my tongue......

Mangy, you are a wise moderator.

small johnsons are very efficient when needed

Is the shaft short of just thin?

Is the shaft short of just thin?

long shaft, but it's only a 2 stroke

long shaft, but it's only a 2 stroke

So it's kinda noisy.

So it's kinda noisy.

noisy and it smokes! a little leaky too.

it is a manual start. just pull it and watch it go!

stoooopppp.

nothing like good old boat motor humor...

Wait. . . .this was about a boat motor??

noisy and it smokes! a little leaky too.

That's odd. My Johnsons always worked quite well.....

That's odd. My Johnsons always worked quite well.....

You had more than one?

You had more than one?

At one point I had a whole house full of them.;-)

I don't have a johnson

That's odd. My Johnsons always worked quite well.....

Like a rock! From what I've heard.

omg omg lol!

re-member, per the owner's manual, if your johnson fails to start, use the choke

Thank you Bob, for such an entertaining thread! I'm kinda scared to see what your encore will be!

Like a rock! From what I've heard.

Well, thank you. I do work at keeping it moving and take great pride in how well it runs considering the age and all the hours I have on it.