Predictions for 2010!

1) Skunky suffers a mysterious injury that is finally traced back to a gaze of raccoons.

2) Shelley is revealed to be a real estate agent/granite quarry owner setting themselves up for an insanity plea in their MLM trial.

3) BB paints her entire house pink.

4) SWGB hits 30,000 posts.

5) Bobby J returns from surfing to find 3 new dogs - named "Nowza, Good Time, and Tubai."

6) Dave R opens a Chinese restaurant in Seaside.

7) SoWal-mart opens and suffers from frequent black-outs that short out the exterior lights and signage. (In unrelated news, Scooterbug is hospitalized for electrocution and minor burns.)

8) The Saints win the Super Bowl.

9) Tiger Woods' mistresses unionize.

10) Beachrunner stops her daughter's wedding to throw someone carrying a Vera Bradley purse out of the church.

11) Jim Cantore is chased off the beach during Hurricane Lambda by Sowallers w/ torches.

12) SeagroveGirl nationally syndicates her advice column.

13) Douglas the Intrepid and Lynnie get married on Grayton Beach.

14) The County Commissioners are all fired after they cost the county $23 million in legal fees and settlements.

15) Mediacom reveals that is being run by a team of monkeys with an old AT&T switchboard, 3 typewriters, and a CB radio.

16) Miss Kitty drinks her 3,000th Planter's Punch.

17) Tootsie sells 42,365 "OMB jewels" on QVC.

18) The new airport opens .............. and the inaugural flight accidentally lands at Florida Northwest Regional Airport.

19) Jdarg gets a unicorn tattoo.

20) The Beach is sued by Pantone for illegal use of their trademarked color.