It's been quiet and somewhat civil

Geo, we're waiting

Still quiet and civil (Yawn):boxing:

No debate suggestions got you going, I guess.

You can fight me, but you won't win.

unions

Civil?

I ask for a fight and I get funny and witty. I love you guys!

We love you too

I ask for a fight and I get funny and witty. I love you guys!

better luck next time geo.

toilet seat up

I know that this isn't my thread, but lets go with this one.

Why do I have to put the toilet seat down?

I pray I didn't just do something really stupid. :shock:

I know that this isn't my thread, but lets go with this one.

Why do I have to put the toilet seat down?

Because you use it in both the up and down position, and others always use it in the down position.

OR

Because a woman falling in the damn toilet in the middle of the night is VERY hazardous to your health and love life.

I know that this isn't my thread, but lets go with this one.

Why do I have to put the toilet seat down?

If you pick it up, you should put it down. That's my stance on it.

I pray I didn't just do something really stupid. :shock:

If you have to pray about it, you probably did something stupid. :funn:

If you pick it up, you should put it down. That's my stance on it.

Put the damn thing down when you're done and stop piddling all over the floor. That's my stance on it!

If you pick it up, you should put it down. That's my stance on it.

So.........if you put it down shouldn't you have to put it up?

Don't you look at the toilet before you sit down? What if the previous user miss fired and you have a mess?

What if the previous user miss fired and you have a mess?

If you cannot use the toilet correctly, you can go in the yard like the dog!

If you cannot use the toilet correctly, you can go in the yard like the dog!

That's not a good punishment. I think they like doing stuff like that.

Not when it's this cold out!

Win-win though - as long as they stay away from the gardens.

If you cannot use the toilet correctly, you can go in the yard like the dog!

You missed the first part of that question. Why don't you look where you sit? You can end up in an awful mess, and when you are all alone stuck in the toilet and all wet there is noone to blame but yourself. If you had only looked where you sat.

stabbity-stabbity.

So.........if you put it down shouldn't you have to put it up?

Don't you look at the toilet before you sit down? What if the previous user miss fired and you have a mess?

nice try JC.

put it down and be quiet about it.

stabbity-stabbity.

pokety-pokety.
that's for DD ;-)

nice try JC.

put it down and be quiet about it.

Come on, that is a good argument. you can't just dismiss it like that.

Come on, that is a good argument. you can't just dismiss it like that.

okay. proper bathroom etiquette 101 requires the seat to be left in the down position for several reasons but lets examine the most obvious one. Men and women both use the down position; however, men are encouraged to lift said seat when standing and teetee-ing lol in order to have said seat out of the way of the teetee thus keeping said seat clean from teetee. The seat is then returned to the down position for the next bathroom visitor. If the seat is left in the up position and grandma falls in and breaks her hip then your ass is going to be sued and then strung up and then sent back to bathroom school.

additionally, its just good manners.
the end.

got it?
;-)

You missed the first part of that question. Why don't you look where you sit? You can end up in an awful mess, and when you are all alone stuck in the toilet and all wet there is noone to blame but yourself. If you had only looked where you sat.

YouTube- the great toilet seat war.

Oh I love that movie with Ashton Kutcher and Carmen Diaz
Heck (is hell a bad word on sowal ? it shouldn't be cause its very descriptive) anyway I was surfin through sowal and stumbled across you guys talking about the toilet seat!
COOL! I've been sitting here laughing- you guys are so entertaining- better than the movies. Hey, we have our own reality show. Yeah baby. Gooooo Sowallers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta go, teenager kicking me off the communicator

Not when it's this cold out!

Win-win though - as long as they stay away from the gardens.

OK - a couple I know (in counseling) over this very issue......not just this issue. He likes to 'go' outside and she thinks he is crazy. He says he is keeping strange critters off his property. She says she's had it. Sounds like love to me.

:funn::funn: So danged funny!

OK - a couple I know (in counseling) over this very issue......not just this issue. He likes to 'go' outside and she thinks he is crazy. He says he is keeping strange critters off his property. She says she's had it. Sounds like love to me.

:funn::funn: So danged funny!

Men like to go outside and mark their territory. If that was the worst problem a relationship had (unless he did it in front of people) I'd say they don't have much to worry about.