Sunday Funny

SoWal Insider

Jan 10, '10 · 8:55 AM312

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
Then he stands up to leave.
'Hey! Where are you going'? asks the bar owner.
'Hey man, I'm a panda! Look it up!' it yells.
So the bar owner grabs his dictionary and reads:
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A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin. Characterised by distinct black and white colouring.
Eats shoots and leaves.

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SoWal Expert

Jan 10, '10 · 8:57 AM#2

beats on hood

Jan 10, '10 · 9:04 AM#3

Just added to my list of favorite jokes, most of which I can't repeat in writing. :blush:

SoWal InsiderAuthor

Jan 10, '10 · 9:12 AM#4

i can never remember jokes. Maybe I can expand my library and memorize this one to make it a grand total of 2 jokes that i know. Here's the other one:

Three ropes walk in a bar and order drinks. Bartender says "we don't serve ropes in this bar."

The ropes leave and go to a second bar and order drinks. Again the Bartender says "we don't serve ropes here"

Exasperated, One of the ropes has an idea. He ties himself in a knot and frays the end. He tries another bar. Again, the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here. You are a rope aren't you?"
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"Nope, 'fraid not!" :roll: