- The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
- No Thanks. Just sniffing.
- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
- Mom will love this.
- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?
- No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
- Will you model this for me???
- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
- 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!
- Does this come in children's sizes?
