Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida B L A M E F L O R I D A :
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BY JIM RULAND
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SoWal Expert
Ok...now this is funny. 
SWGB
The dick state?
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The dick state?
So what would be the taint state? Alabama?Mississippi? Louisiana? I mean we know what Texas is. I guess we live somewhere along the nutsack.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
The dick state?W/O viagra
SWGB
So what would be the taint state? Alabama?Mississippi? Louisiana? I mean we know what Texas is. I guess we live somewhere along the nutsack.
Actually some friends of mine discussed this once. The shaft is obvious, Appalach is the sack, while we do live in the often neglected taint, Mobile Bay is the ahole.
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Actually some friends of mine discussed this once. The shaft is obvious, Appalach is the sack, while we do live in the often neglected taint, Mobile Bay is the ahole.
I guess I don't know dick.
So we live in Taint Peterburgh?? I wonder what the Keys might represent?SWGB
I guess I don't know dick.
Well there's 3 possible body fluids...
Whatever one you choose it's clearly blowing in the wind.
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Well there's 3 possible body fluids...
Whatever one you choose it's clearly blowing in the wind.
So that's what Dylan was singing about all these years?? If I ever get the chance to meet him I'll have to ask him which body fluid. He's sure to be impressed that I'm hip to all this.
Beach Fanatic
I always preferred the names of the 4 geographic regions of Florida. They seem to describe the areas pretty well...
NorthEast - Florgia
SouthEast - Fluba
SouthWest - Floriatric
Northwest - Florabama
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