A Tale of Two Parties....
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet abovesea level.You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude".
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise and you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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39picky
Thanks for the idea! I think I will put it on our morning radio how on 30A Radio!Hey, if you have a big antennae, you should use it.
SoWal Expert
I want to gloat a little... perfect score!Ditto!
SoWal Insider
Thanks for the idea! I think I will put it on our morning radio how on 30A Radio!
Duh, what did you think she was talking about, the Rush Limbaugh show? :funn:
SoWal Insider
Are there any Obama Republicans?
How on the how on 30A Radio?
How on the how on 30A Radio?
SoWal Insider
Are there any Obama Republicans?
How on the how on 30A Radio?
A teacher asked her SIXTH grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
*
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
Teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny ....
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Different...again..
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and Your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama Fan.''
SoWal Insider
Ouch! I resemble that remark...
SoWal Insider
Funny, SSB! Love it!
SoWal Expert
A teacher asked her SIXTH grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
*
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
Teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny ....
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Different...again..
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and Your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama Fan.''
My Dad was Republican and my Mom would ask him who to vote for- and still pulls the R lever.So I guess my Republican moron Mom and my Republican idiot Dad set the stage for me becoming an Obama fan.;-)
picky
So I guess my Republican moron Mom and my Republican idiot Dad set the stage for me becoming an Obama fan.;-)
That's always the way it works! Remember that sitcom during the Reagan years, "Family Ties"? That time around it was the parents who were liberal and much to their chagrin they spawned the ultra-Reaganomics-conservative son Alex P. Keaton. That was the funniest show.
Beach Comber
If Obama is all we still have going for us then we have nothing...Sunspotbaby your post was great!
Beach Fanatic
A teacher asked her SIXTH grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
*
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
Teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny ....
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Different...again..
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and Your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama Fan.''
No matter how many times this lands in my inbox, which is often, it always brings a smile to my face!
SWGB
So you have to have a sixth grade mentality to hate Obama? That explains quite a bit.
Beach Fanatic
So you have to have a sixth grade mentality to hate Obama? That explains quite a bit.
Big difference between hating him and simply being amused by the masses that adore him.
needs to get out more
Nice to have a little levity in here. Good to know we can have fun with our own political party's. And yes, the party's could be inverted and the joke would still be fun. (not sure my grammar's correct with regard to party[ies])
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