my boss (whom I adore most of the time--when we avoid the subject of cats) is turning 50 on April 1.
We need some REALLY good ideas to celebrate her milestone--and April Fools Day.
We don't wanna do anything real mean, but she's a good sport.....
Thoughts?
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my boss (whom I adore most of the time--when we avoid the subject of cats) is turning 50 on April 1.Fill office, wall to wall, floor to ceiling with black balloons. Put gizillion birthday sticky notes all over office.
We need some REALLY good ideas to celebrate her milestone--and April Fools Day.
We don't wanna do anything real mean, but she's a good sport.....
Thoughts?
SoWal Insider
aarp application via fedex
SoWal Insider
She doesn't like cats?
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Fill office, wall to wall, floor to ceiling with black balloons. Put gizillion birthday sticky notes all over office.Good...:scratch:
aarp application via fedex
I likey..
She doesn't like cats?
Uh...not so much. :shock:
SoWal Insider
She gets a cat for April Fool's Day!
Beach Fanatic
Everyone dresses in cat costumes....
SoWal Insider
Everyone dresses in cat costumes....
I like this idea, but everyone should call in sick first!
SoWal Insider
I think that's a great idea too!
SWGB
If you send flowers send funeral sprays.
SoWal Insider
Turn her desk into a scratching post.
SoWal Expert
If she is a good sport (and it won't offend the older folks), I vote for black floral arrangements (palmetto fronds and ferns look great w/ the ol' Krylon touch), black Mardi Gras beads on everyone, and a gift basket of comedic items (including the AARP application and copy of the magazine, some Ensure, crazy reading glasses, a toy rocking chair, a "how to be a cougar" book, black condoms etc.) but that also includes something nice like a spa package (it gets old fast to constantly be the joke of the day.)
50 pink flamingoes (or other yard art) is also fun.
Best one I've seen is the neighbor who knitted a "birthday suit" completely w/ gray pubic hair!
50 pink flamingoes (or other yard art) is also fun.
Best one I've seen is the neighbor who knitted a "birthday suit" completely w/ gray pubic hair!
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Beach Fanatic
We pulled one on Crazy K, here goes;
Create a display case of all the things she has lost; ie keys, bikini top, etc. Buy a straw hat,or any hat, and attach all kinds of elderly items, ie depends, geritol, hemroid cream, bifocals. Ask Crazy about the obituary we published in the local paper, it was an obituary or her youth with really bad pictures of her sticking spoons to her face.
Create a display case of all the things she has lost; ie keys, bikini top, etc. Buy a straw hat,or any hat, and attach all kinds of elderly items, ie depends, geritol, hemroid cream, bifocals. Ask Crazy about the obituary we published in the local paper, it was an obituary or her youth with really bad pictures of her sticking spoons to her face.
SoWal Insider
Bikini top! Now, I know there's a story in this one! 
Beach Crab
Good...:scratch:
yes... friend really this is good idea but according to me it should be done with music she likes most coz without music everything goes down...and ...flowers too.
Regards,
donald
Beach Fanatic
IF you have an empty room at the NH, then decorate it as if she is moving in! You know the drill...all the "comforts" of home. The morning of her birthday, simply admit her! You could really have some fun with this! Give her a gown, non-skid socks, etc. ALL marked with a black sharpie! Don't forget all the goodies: bedpan, denture cup, polygrip, etc.
Beach Fanatic
We once did this for an aging colleague: All of us dressed in black (given). We had one of the funeral homes pick us up in a limo (the classic funeral one) and drive us to lunch! Of course, we paraded through town first!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Y'all are good!!!seacrestgirl--I really like the idea of "admitting" her. Hmmmm.....
only thing is....paybacks are hell. LOL LOL!
Beach Fanatic
seacrestgirl--I really like the idea of "admitting" her. Hmmmm.....
only thing is....paybacks are hell. LOL LOL!
I thought you would like that one! As for payback....there's not much you can do about that!
SoWal Guide
IF you have an empty room at the NH, then decorate it as if she is moving in! You know the drill...all the "comforts" of home. The morning of her birthday, simply admit her! You could really have some fun with this! Give her a gown, non-skid socks, etc. ALL marked with a black sharpie! Don't forget all the goodies: bedpan, denture cup, polygrip, etc.
perfect! you can fill the room with all the tackiest of things.
or just put some truck ballz (omb's) on the backend of her car and be done with it.
Beach Fanatic
you can fill the room with all the tackiest of things.
or just put some truck ballz (omb's) on the backend of her car and be done with it.
Did that, she never noticed!!!!!
Beach Fanatic
I think she slung them off driving in the mountains so we had no evidence.
SoWal Guide
I think she slung them off driving in the mountains so we had no evidence.
not even a pic?
Beach Fanatic
nope....
Beach Fanatic
she's tough on em'
SoWal ExpertAuthor
OMB's....I will consult with my fellow conspirators today and keep y'all posted on the plan.
And then of course, pics of the big day.
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