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Details of the tour, please.

It started at Pier Park for the PCB Mardi Gras parade and a relaxing late lunch ogling our lederhosen clad waiter. Skunky wanted a beer wench, but we lucked out. After that and the parade we wandered over to Earth Bound and bought some trinkets. Dargvader has some gifts coming and I think I'll donate the hair extensions I purchased to princess Kate. We then traveled deeper into the redneck riviera traveling over the bridge to Hobby Lobby. Note to Hobby Lobby, don't label the button for the PA system, punzy was paged and then thanks to skunky's iPhone we were able to broadcast "my ding-a-ling". We made our purchases and hauled butt to the oldest operating gay bar in the South. Had some beers, relived some memories, and then continued on with a brief tour of the Cove. Stopped at the Buccaneer Lounge which is a true 50's relic. Complete with bar shaped like a boat. Had wings and some sort of melted cheese taco. Once we were done watching an 87 year-old woman clad in gold lame (sp?) and sequins line dance we headed for the beach. Punzy was unimpressed with the dancers on the bar at the Steelers bar, so we headed for home.

On a side note we were very unimpressed with Hobby Lobby's inventory. Not a single unicorn to be found in the store.

So much fun wherever you go!

Did y'all get kicked out of Hobby Lobby?

Skunky told me about the servers' "shorts"at one of your stops.

No, we managed to leave Hobby Lobby without a request not to return. Apparently the staff was in quite a tizzy over what was happening with the PA system. It would have been more subtle if skunky had turned off said song playing through the iPhone while we were checking out.

omg. where the heck are pix?

this is classic and I love it and I'm in. Panama City is so much more fun than Destin.

so, do you recommend the Buccaneer Lounge? I thought you said the bar was shaped like a boat with wings and a melted cheese taco on it. but then I realized you were referring to the food?

omg. where the heck are pix?

this is classic and I love it and I'm in. Panama City is so much more fun than Destin.

so, do you recommend the Buccaneer Lounge? I thought you said the bar was shaped like a boat with wings and a melted cheese taco on it. but then I realized you were referring to the food?

Stay tuned. We have plans for Rapunzel's birthday.

The Buccaneer is great, we used to go all the time and 4th of July was a must since it sits right on the bay.

I manage a retail store in Pier Park and I have to say the more 'colorful' locals came out of the woodwork yesterday! lol If you truly want a spectacle SWGB, you should have taken Skunky and Rapunzel by Tootsie's last night. It seems to be a focus point for the cream of the crop and potential bar fights and other such shenanigans.
(Tootsie's the Country Bar, not Tootsie the SoWal goddess! ;-))

My friends asked my why I like Euro Trash. 'Because I don't like White Trash!'

Money-maker, indeed SWGB! Post pics~~~~~

'Because I don't like White Trash!'

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i'm taking that personally Lynnie.

When i looked at the first post, i thought they were coming to my hood. whew!

i'm taking that personally Lynnie.

When i looked at the first post, i thought they were coming to my hood. whew!

Why would you take this personally? I didn't exploit.

Why would you take this personally? I didn't exploit.

I believe she is implying that she identifies with White Trash and your comment could be construed that you don't like her. ;-) I also believe she is slightly teasing you Lynnie...

For the love of Pete!! I possibly misundertood. Well, come meet my family sometime! And, I have many, many stories about white trash weekends. I am a participant........not an exploiter. ;-)

For the love of Pete!! I possibly misundertood. Well, come meet my family sometime! And, I have many, many stories about white trash weekends. I am a participant........not an exploiter. ;-)

geez, so serious Lynnie. :roll: Thank you DTI...

geez, so serious Lynnie. :roll: Thank you DTI...

Actually, not. ;-)

One man's or woman's trash is another's treasures. I will take white trash any day over the alternative.

I am surprised at no unicorns at hobby lobby, I think maybe SWGB you did not look in the right department.

I manage a retail store in Pier Park and I have to say the more 'colorful' locals came out of the woodwork yesterday! lol If you truly want a spectacle SWGB, you should have taken Skunky and Rapunzel by Tootsie's last night. It seems to be a focus point for the cream of the crop and potential bar fights and other such shenanigans.
(Tootsie's the Country Bar, not Tootsie the SoWal goddess! ;-))

I was going to try and run some snowbirds off the porch at Hofbr?uhaus by telling them that Tootsie's had free beer and food. We walked past it, but didn't go in. Looked a little too wild and crazy.

I almost forgot to mention Punzy's boot she proudly wore around pier park. That and skunky getting a Russian hooker killed it was quite the night.

Sign me, Sunkist and Kitty up for a tour in April. I know Kitty's already done part of the tour, but since she's not speaking for herself, I will assume she's ready for the deluxe version.

My cup of sweet tea! Can I come along...I promise to be entertaining.

Sign me, Sunkist and Kitty up for a tour in April. I know Kitty's already done part of the tour, but since she's not speaking for herself, I will assume she's ready for the deluxe version.

Check, check, and check! Miss Kitty always brings her own special wardrobe along with her.

My cup of sweet tea! Can I come along...I promise to be entertaining.

Absolutely. You can bring Bobby Sue too, we'll leave her with the drag queens and they can give her some makeup tips.

She'd love it!!!!! Maybe some wardrobe tips too......

She'd love it!!!!! Maybe some wardrobe tips too......

Bobby Sue's fall course lineup:

Shower Curtains 101 - Cheap, quick, and effective dresses for old country songs.

Accessory I - Chandelier parts and super glue, how to avoid a sugar daddy and still look great.

Anatomy I - Duct tape - history, uses, and how to get over the pain.

Bobby Sue's fall course lineup:

Shower Curtains 101 - Cheap, quick, and effective dresses for old country songs.

Accessory I - Chandelier parts and super glue, how to avoid a sugar daddy and still look great.

Anatomy I - Duct tape - history, uses, and how to get over the pain.

Love this!

Bobby Sue's fall course lineup:

Shower Curtains 101 - Cheap, quick, and effective dresses for old country songs.

Accessory I - Chandelier parts and super glue, how to avoid a sugar daddy and still look great.

Anatomy I - Duct tape - history, uses, and how to get over the pain.

Cosmatology-BobbySue Style- 1) How not to lose your wig. 2) How to roll cigarettes into your sleeve. 3) How to avoid injury while exiting a vehicle. 4) What to stuff and how to stuff a bra. 5) Where to find size 12 women's shoes.