My darling Director of Nurses has informed me and a couple of other department heads that from now on, when we are in her office and we cuss, swear or otherwise embarrass her, we have to pay money. I know the logical answer is to just stay out of her office, but neccessity prevails at times. Lord help me. :shock:
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SoWal Insider
Good luck DD... You're going to need it and the Lord. 
SWGB
What's the going rate? Do you have an expense report? 
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Good luck DD... You're going to need it and the Lord.
I know. Pray for me. What's the going rate? Do you have an expense report?
She says .25 for every word. Yes! I do have an expense report!! Excellent!!
SWGB
I say throw a twenty in the jar and go pucking nuts.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
I say throw a twenty in the jar and go pucking nuts.
Yeah, the administrator already told her she'd throw in a roll of quarters.
Beach Fanatic
That's only $10 bucks, I would go with SWGB's $20
SoWal Insider
Don't worry, DD. I hear there is a Government Cussing Bailout Program since the whole Country is pucked!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
That's only $10 bucks, I would go with SWGB's $20
Sound advice. Don't worry, DD. I hear there is a Government Cussing Bailout Program since the whole Country is pucked!
Thanks, Mangy!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
*&%$ HER!!!!!! 
SoWal Insider
DD, to help you out, I will match what you contribute for this cause! Cuss up a storm, Gurl! Make us pucking proud!!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
*&%$ HER!!!!!!
DD, to help you out, I will match what you contribute for this cause! Cuss up a storm, Gurl! Make us pucking proud!!
Well sonofab!tch!! What a generous offer!!
SoWal Insider
ya'll are crackin' me up.
SoWal Expert
I vote for a $20 and one of those golf counters so you know when you need to re-up.
SWGB
Go in and rattle off some cuss words. Once she gives you a total hand her a $100.00 bill and ask for change. After that ask for a receipt. I'm betting the cuss jar goes away real quick.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Go in and rattle off some cuss words. Once she gives you a total hand her a $100.00 bill and ask for change. After that ask for a receipt. I'm betting the cuss jar goes away real quick.
I love this.
SoWal Guide
I say throw a twenty in the jar and go pucking nuts.
Go in and rattle off some cuss words. Once she gives you a total hand her a $100.00 bill and ask for change. After that ask for a receipt. I'm betting the cuss jar goes away real quick.
this is pucking killing me!! hysterical! I needed a laugh.DD - no wonder you are being fractious today. I didn't believe you. Now I do. oh lord, I could advise you with some choice words and phrases to drop on the administrator - but I think you know them all already...
good luck.. and God luv ya.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
DD - no wonder you are being fractious today. I didn't believe you. Now I do. oh lord, I could advise you with some choice words and phrases to drop on the administrator - but I think you know them all already...
good luck.. and God luv ya.
I know. swgb's always got good advice, huh?
I think I seriously will take it though and just make it a pain in the ass for her to charge..
Will keep y'all posted....
SWGB
I just remembered the best, go in rattle off about 10 or so choice cuss words and then pay in pennies. Count them out one by one out loud.
Beach Fanatic
If a fellow worker asks you not to swear in front of her, you should respect her wishes! Where is that da$m squiggley when you need it. You know, the one that Kurt mentioned.
SoWal Insider
("That da$m squiggley"...sounds like a great name for a rock band.) 
SoWal ExpertAuthor
All great suggestions! SoWal Insider
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More squiggley!
More squiggley!
picky
Dog maddi! Cuff cuff cuff! Oh tish!
(all the good ones backwards)
(all the good ones backwards)
Beach Fanatic
Keep an expense account and maybe you can use it as a deduction on your taxes.
SoWal Guide
DD - you have to do swgb's suggestions. both of them.
post of the week!
oh those are good ones!
If a fellow worker asks you not to swear in front of her, you should respect her wishes! Where is that da$m squiggley when you need it. You know, the one that Kurt mentioned.
post of the week!
Dog maddi! Cuff cuff cuff! Oh tish!
(all the good ones backwards)
oh those are good ones!
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