Are You A Redneck?
Take This Quiz and Find Out!
- Your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
- You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
- You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
- There is a stuffed 'possum anywhere in your home.
- You consider a 6-pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
- Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
- Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
- You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
- The U.F.O Hotline limits you to one call per day.
- You know how many bales of hay your car can hold.
- You've ever used a Weed Eater indoors.
- Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.
- Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
- Your family tree doesn't fork...
- You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in the car.
- Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
- Your watchband is wider than any book you have ever read.
- You view duct tape as a long-term investment.
- Red Man Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
- After the prom you drove the truck while your date hit road signs with beer bottles.
- You've ever been fired from a construction job due to your appearance.
- You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
- You've ever cleaned a fish in your living room.
- You've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
- You actually know which leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper. (Hint: not Magnolia)
If You Can Relate To 15 Or More Of These Questions..
Then You're Officially A REDNECK! I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em along!😀
