April Fools: 9 Overlooked Stipulations in the Health Care Reform Bill

futurebeachbum · 2010-04-01T19:58:38.000Z

They're pretty funny. The post is [URL="http://www.marksdailyapple.com/9-overlooked-stipulations-in-the-health-care-reform-bill/#more-11792"]9 Overlooked Stipulations in the Health Care Reform Bill[/URL]. I can't which is funnier [INDENT][B]2. Insurance documentation course to be added to elementary education[/B][/Indent] or [INDENT][B]5. USDA Food Pyramid replaced with Food Trough[/B].[/INDENT] :floor:

Beach Fanatic

Apr 1, '10 · 2:58 PM235

They're pretty funny. The post is 9 Overlooked Stipulations in the Health Care Reform Bill.

I can't which is funnier

2. Insurance documentation course to be added to elementary education

5. USDA Food Pyramid replaced with Food Trough.

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SoWal Expert

Apr 1, '10 · 3:18 PM#2

8. Easy Cheese abolished.

In what is being hailed as one of the few non-partisan stipulations of the bill, Easy Cheese has been reclassified as a level 5 narcotic and will now only be available by prescription.
9. ?No Child Left Behind? replaced with ?No Child Left Unmedicated?.

Under the new plan, school nurses will be replaced with a system of self-serve procedures and medications available to elementary students based on classroom achievement. Students will be expected to use the knowledge gained from the earlier mentioned insurance documentation course to fill out all necessary application material for proper self-medication.