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Cola Lowers Sperm Count

scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
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A study in the American Journal Of Epidemiology found that men who drank more than 7 liters of cola a week had reduced sperm counts.

What do you think?



  • Ricky Said
  • Unemployed
  • "You don't need so many sperm cells when the ones you have are refreshed to the max."




  • Julian Whitby
  • Vehicle Glass Installer
  • "And with that many plastic bottles lying around, it?s also easy to slip and smack your balls on something."




  • Lucy Dean
  • Speech Pathologist
  • "An interesting, but moot, discovery, as biologists have long known that male humans are repellent to the opposite sex once they hit the 5-liters-per-week consumption threshold."

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Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
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scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#3
IMO anyone who drinks 7 liters of soda a week has bigger health concerns than their sperm count, but thought this was one of the Onion's better ones! :biggrin:
Bob avatar
SoWal Insider
#4
i believe excess cola consumption would also lower women's sperm count.

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