
I need a break - Ricky Bobby? Anyone have favorite stupid lines that will make us all laugh? Please?

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I vote for Zoolander. Very stupid, very funny, but I never can remember individual lines.
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Ski School is a classic dumb 80's comedy
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I vote for Zoolander. Very stupid, very funny, but I never can remember individual lines.
Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Do what for a career?
Be professionally good looking.
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Got my dillies on the pepa tane.
YouTube - Got My Dillies on the Pepa Tane
It's da shoes.
YouTube - The Birdcage - Agador Spartacus Compilation (Hank Azaria)
Chubby Rain.
YouTube - BowFinger Movie Trailer
Of course I'm all right. Why? What've you heard?
YouTube - Lloyd Bridges= Comedic Genius
Most folks don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more.
YouTube - Funny Farm - Sheep Balls
YouTube - Got My Dillies on the Pepa Tane
It's da shoes.
YouTube - The Birdcage - Agador Spartacus Compilation (Hank Azaria)
Chubby Rain.
YouTube - BowFinger Movie Trailer
Of course I'm all right. Why? What've you heard?
YouTube - Lloyd Bridges= Comedic Genius
Most folks don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more.
YouTube - Funny Farm - Sheep Balls
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Miss Critter!
Pootie Tang is always a hit. Love sheep balls! Thank you
Pootie Tang is always a hit. Love sheep balls! Thank youBanned
Peter Sellers, The Party, "Birdie Num Num".
YouTube - The Party - Peter Sellers (Birdie num num - pock pock!)
YouTube - The Party - Peter Sellers (Birdie num num - pock pock!)
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Miss C! "iss da chews" 
I absolutely adore Aguador Spartacus in all his GuatemaleNess!!!!

I absolutely adore Aguador Spartacus in all his GuatemaleNess!!!!
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"Bring out your dead, bong, Bring out your dead, bong, 'but I'm not dead!'"
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My favorite funny/dumb movie of the 00s has to be "Harodl and Kumar go to White Castle"
"Did Doogie Houser just steal my f****** car?"
And the whole thing with the cheetah is pure comedy gold.
"Did Doogie Houser just steal my f****** car?"
And the whole thing with the cheetah is pure comedy gold.
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Pineapple Express "The dopest dope"
YouTube - The Pineapple Express, Full Trailer
Superbad "McLovin"
YouTube - SuperBad Funniest Moments Part 1
YouTube - The Pineapple Express, Full Trailer
Superbad "McLovin"
YouTube - SuperBad Funniest Moments Part 1
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You guys can guess where this is from for sure...
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
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You guys can guess where this is from for sure...
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
i have no idea. The stick up reminded me of another classic though:
Quick Change
YouTube - Quick Change
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My fave of all times...
Delmar O'Donnell: Care for some gopher?
Ulysses Everett McGill: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.

Delmar O'Donnell: Care for some gopher?
Ulysses Everett McGill: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.

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You guys can guess where this is from for sure...
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
Raising Arizona.
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Raising Arizona.
Bingo! Same writers of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" that GTTBM quoted from. The Coen brothers are geniuses!
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