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30Beach Lover
Southern girls don't sweat. They shine.
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I thought it was glisten.
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Pig.
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My mother always told me to shine. Be smart and be the best you can be. Shine!
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Glisten like the morning dew dappling fresh spring flowers... ;-)
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Sweatin' like a hot race horse in a steambath.
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Like a camel jockey's nutsack.
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P
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Pig.
Watch it.........;-)
SoWal Insider
Pig in a blanket.
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Pig in a blanket.
Mmmmm!

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Horses sweat, men perspire and women bear the heat....
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Pig in a blanket.
beats on hood
... whore in church.
One of our daughter's funny expressions.
One of our daughter's funny expressions.

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... whore in church.
One of our daughter's funny expressions.
Like a pastor in a whore house.
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Sweatin' like a one legged fat man hopping downhill after a bunch of runaway donuts!
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Beach Runner took mine! It's been so hot and humid hear in Dallas Fort Worth the past few days that I have indeed been sweating like a whore in church when I do my daily walks!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Beach Runner took mine! It's been so hot and humid hear in Dallas Fort Worth the past few days that I have indeed been sweating like a whore in church when I do my daily walks!
That it has, bba. I'm sitting here sweating just from typing. (for those of you that don't know, Mr. DD won't turn the air on till it's 100 degrees). :angry:
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That it has, bba. I'm sitting here sweating just from typing. (for those of you that don't know, Mr. DD won't turn the air on till it's 100 degrees). :angry:
I am seriously surprised that you let Mr. DD get away with that kind of malarkey! ;-)
SoWal ExpertAuthor
I am seriously surprised that you let Mr. DD get away with that kind of malarkey! ;-)
Well, what are you gonna do? He pays the bill--I sweat.
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... whore in church.
One of our daughter's funny expressions.
CLASSIC!That it has, bba. I'm sitting here sweating just from typing. (for those of you that don't know, Mr. DD won't turn the air on till it's 100 degrees). :angry:
keel him. then put him on ice so he can't stink anymore.

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Well, what are you gonna do? He pays the bill--I sweat.
Use your vast powers of female persuasion. Tell him your so hot and sweaty you would prefer to sleep alone and send him to the couch! If that fails....keel him and put him on ice like Dune-ahh recommended! lol

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SoWal ExpertAuthor
CLASSIC!
keel him. then put him on ice so he can't stink anymore.
Use your vast powers of female persuasion. Tell him your so hot and sweaty you would prefer to sleep alone and send him to the couch! If that fails....keel him and put him on ice like Dune-ahh recommended! lol
Yeah, ok. 
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Mmmmm!Damn, those look good!

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Damn, those look good!
Yes, and that kind of food doesn't last very long. You get a package of those and you eat them all (quickly), and you cant help it, ignoring the possibility that it's made from ground pig sinus.
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Sweating like a polar bear at a global waming celebration party!
;-);-)

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