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The Next Movie Of The Year....

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Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#2
Funny! I was telling Tootsie just the other day that I was not interested in seeing Brokeback Mtn, but I would entertain the idea going to see a similar movie it there were two lesbians instead of two gay men. :funn: So, when does this one come out?
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#3
Funny! I was telling Tootsie just the other day that I was not interested in seeing Brokeback Mtn, but I would entertain the idea going to see a similar movie it there were two lesbians instead of two gay men. :funn: So, when does this one come out?

I'm not sure but imagine the look on ladies faces as their husbands / boyfriends are begging them to go see Brokeback Mtn 2 :funn:
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TeresaSoWal Guide
#4
Funny! I was telling Tootsie just the other day that I was not interested in seeing Brokeback Mtn, but I would entertain the idea going to see a similar movie it there were two lesbians instead of two gay men. :funn: So, when does this one come out?


you don't know what you are missing, my little dawling! Maybe you will see it on PPV some day when no one is watching. I know you will appreciate the story and excellent production.
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KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#5
:funn: oh my god. I'm sure there is a chick version out there in the underground porn ring. Just look around.
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Beachlover2Beach Fanatic
#6
Subject: Brokeback Hill, TX

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" The little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

The father was shocked and asked, "Why did you do that?"

"Well, that might be OK in California and Wyoming, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."
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#7
Subject: Brokeback Hill, TX

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" The little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

The father was shocked and asked, "Why did you do that?"

"Well, that might be OK in California and Wyoming, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH :floor:
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#8
:floor:
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skippertooBeach Fanatic
#9
:lolabove:
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seagroveloverlittle sugar
#11
:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#12
This is so funny RO!!!!! :funn:
DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
#13
:floor:
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ktschrisBeach Fanatic
#14
:oops: Sorry, but all day I've been thinking that this one should be called
"Bareback Mountian"
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#15
i just noticed that howard stern wrote the screenplay - that would be 3 hours of nonstop kinky sex, involving midgets, dogs and god knows what else. he can be sooooo gross he's even too much for me. 😱
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Miss KittyMeow
#16
:oops: Sorry, but all day I've been thinking that this one should be called
"Bareback Mountian"

^5 kt!!!
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Cork On the Oceandirectionally challenged
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Subject: Brokeback Hill, TX

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" The little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

The father was shocked and asked, "Why did you do that?"

"Well, that might be OK in California and Wyoming, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

:funn: Love it! :funn:

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