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"Jesus" is my only Sowal Friend...

AlphaCrab avatar
AlphaCrabBeach Fanatic
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I don't get it. I have sent many friend requests here on Sowal--I get no responses back from requests on Sowal, except for "Jesus." Even the Left has left me...it seems. Have I been blacklisted? I am charming, sophisticated, have a sense of humor, am fairly well educated and do local charity work--so, what gives?

...well at least "Jesus" likes me!!!:(

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Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#2
I'm your friend!:wave:
Will B avatar
Will BModerator
#3
I don't get it. I have sent many friend requests here on Sowal--I get no responses back from requests on Sowal, except for "Jesus." Even the Left has left me...it seems. Have I been blacklisted? I am charming, sophisticated, have a sense of humor, am fairly well educated and do local charity work--so, what gives?

...well at least "Jesus" likes me!!!:(

You're not blacklisted. His name is pronounced Hey-zeus. He doesn't speak English. ;-)
Em avatar
EmBeach Fanatic
#4
Having Jesus as your friend isn't enough?
scooterbug44 avatar
scooterbug44SoWal Expert
#5
I don't get it. I have sent many friend requests here on Sowal--I get no responses back from requests on Sowal, except for "Jesus." Even the Left has left me...it seems. Have I been blacklisted? I am charming, sophisticated, have a sense of humor, am fairly well educated and do local charity work--so, what gives?

...well at least "Jesus" likes me!!!:(

No sympathy here Whiney McWhinerson, I am not your friend because you never sent me a request. ;-)
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#6
No sympathy here Whiney McWhinerson, I am not your friend because you never sent me a request. ;-)

Come to think of it, me either.:lol:
kitlit avatar
kitlitBeach Fanatic
#7
Yeah! What they said! :angry::wave:
Sarah Palin avatar
Sarah PalinBeach Comber
#8
Friend request sent my son.
AlphaCrab avatar
AlphaCrabBeach FanaticAuthor
#10
This my lucky day..I am not desperate, but, yippeeee, I NOW have 3 more new Sowal friends--yea!!

What I don't understand is that my Sowal friend "Jesus" has now been joined by my NEW Sowal friend... "Jesus Christ" :confused:

OK, will the REAL Jesus please reveal yourself here to me now?..Jezzzz..
zipBeach Lover
#11
AlphaCrab you need to purge your inner crabbiness and lean to the right and then it will all come together for you. Be Happy.
ktschris avatar
ktschrisBeach Fanatic
#12
:wave: I'll be your friend
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#13
This my lucky day..I am not desperate, but, yippeeee, I NOW have 3 more new Sowal friends--yea!!

What I don't understand is that my Sowal friend "Jesus" has now been joined by my NEW Sowal friend... "Jesus Christ" :confused:

OK, will the REAL Jesus please reveal yourself here to me now?..Jezzzz..

Well, you know how it is on SoWal- one person, multiple names is popular.:lol:
ktschris avatar
ktschrisBeach Fanatic
#14
:floor:I read that as:

one person, multiple personalities.
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#15
:floor:I read that as:

one person, multiple personalities.

That too!
LuciferSam avatar
LuciferSamBanned
#16
I guess this is a good thread for me to enter into the stream and melt the ice so to speak. Friendship is about quality not quantity. Too many make it into some kind of pi@@ing contest. Take it from an expert, its not all it's cracked up to be. Not only that, Jesus himself only has 3 friends.:wave:
AlphaCrab avatar
AlphaCrabBeach FanaticAuthor
#17
I guess this is a good thread for me to enter into the stream and melt the ice so to speak. Friendship is about quality not quantity. Too many make it into some kind of pi@@ing contest. Take it from an expert, its not all it's cracked up to be. Not only that, Jesus himself only has 3 friends.:wave:


So true Sweet Pee..it really is quality, not quantity! :wave:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#18
I don't get it. I have sent many friend requests here on Sowal--I get no responses back from requests on Sowal, except for "Jesus." Even the Left has left me...it seems. Have I been blacklisted? I am charming, sophisticated, have a sense of humor, am fairly well educated and do local charity work--so, what gives?

...well at least "Jesus" likes me!!!:(

Don't fall for the Jesus friend request. Word on the street has it, this is a plot by the Republicans to lure you in!

If you do decide to be friends, never let him take the wheel of your car. American Idol winner/ Mega Star Carrie Underwood let him take the wheel of her car, he totaled it and now GEICO won't pay. They mistakenly thought he was a caveman and revoked his policy when his true identity was revealed. I'm
just sayin'!
AlphaCrab avatar
AlphaCrabBeach FanaticAuthor
#19
Don't fall for the Jesus friend request. Word on the street has it, this is a plot by the Republicans to lure you in!

If you do decide to be friends, never let him take the wheel of your car. American Idol winner/ Mega Star Carrie Underwood let him take the wheel of her car, he totaled it and now GEICO won't pay. They mistakenly thought he was a caveman and revoked his policy when his true identity was revealed. I'm
just sayin'!


I love your advice--you rock gttbmom!:wave:
aggieb avatar
aggiebBeach Fanatic
#20
with the oil thread and this i'd say someone is on a roll today.

i'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the show.:chill:

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