I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. My knees were literally 'knocking' against each other. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Thanks, sc. Lord knows we could all use a laugh.Edited
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:funn:
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hilarious.
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Thanks for the laugh singinchicken!!SWGB
To think in certain states that would be considered an insult and the groom to be would have been beaten on the front lawn.
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That is hilarious!
Cutting and pasting to email it!
Cutting and pasting to email it!
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Already done that. Cutting and pasting, that is. 

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That is hilarious!
Cutting and pasting to email it!
Already done that. Cutting and pasting, that is.
It's faster to cut and paste the link, makes Daddy-O happy too. ;-)
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The target audience is those for whom email was a big step. ;-)
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