The Beach

I made it. I own it. It's not for sale. But all are welcome to unlimited, respectful use. ;-)

:funn:hahahaha. omg that is sooo funny.


you're sick.

I made it. I own it. It's not for sale. But all are welcome to unlimited, respectful use. ;-)

I notice your name is in all caps. Well I know every time I say your name I'm shouting (sorry about that), so I guess that's appropriate. I would say "welcome", but I guess you're from around here, and everywhere else for that matter.

God! Just the dude I was looking for! Have I got a lot of questions for you... First off, what's up with this oil?

Glad to know I'm not trespassing

I'm happy to bring laughter to you, aggieb. Enjoy this day that I made just for you.

You may shout at me anytime, LuciferSam. I understand your anger, and it cannot diminish my unceasing love for you.

That's a good question, Lake View Too. The short answer is that I suspected this whole "free will" thing would come back to bite me (as you humans say), but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Allifunn, thank you enjoying and caring for my beautiful creation.

G: I got another one for you. Catholic Church: greatest way to find salvation, or world's greatest tax dodge?

I'm happy to bring laughter to you, aggieb. Enjoy this day that I made just for you.

You may shout at me anytime, LuciferSam. I understand your anger, and it cannot diminish my unceasing love for you.

That's a good question, Lake View Too. The short answer is that I suspected this whole "free will" thing would come back to bite me (as you humans say), but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Allifunn, thank you enjoying and caring for my beautiful creation.

Oh I'm not shouting at you, I'm shouting with you!

I had hoped this oil crises would perpetuate a better appreciation of our beaches by residents and visitors, but sadly, this is not the case...as I walk on Grayton beach I am still picking up an alarming amount of TRASH....:angry:

I had hoped this oil crises would perpetuate a better appreciation of our beaches by residents and visitors, but sadly, this is not the case...as I walk on Grayton beach I am still picking up an alarming amount of TRASH....:angry:

I'm not sure this is GOD's fault. See explanation of "free will" above.

I'm not sure this is GOD's fault. See explanation of "free will" above.

I was not insinuating it was G's fault :roll:....just making a statement of fact

God! Just the dude I was looking for! Have I got a lot of questions for you... First off, what's up with this oil?

That's not God's fault. We were the ones greedy and stupid enough to try and get oil they had safely put a mile below the ocean's surface and more than 2 miles under the earth.

That's not God's fault. We were the ones greedy and stupid enough to try and get oil they had safely put a mile below the ocean's surface and more than 2 miles under the earth.

Who is "they". Just wondering.

God - I don't like saying he/she like a divine power is a mid-op transsexual.

God - I don't like saying he/she like a divine power is a mid-op transsexual.

If God is singular, the appropriate term would be "it" .

p.s. I seriously doubt that God is safety conscious. All I have to think about is disease, famine, death, earthquakes, floods, forest fires, natural oil seepage, tornadoes, crib death, sunspots, meteors, tsunamis, mudslides, quicksand, sinkholes, i could be here all day.

I don't like that term either - I go with plural like the "royal we" to cover my bases.

I don't like that term either - I go with plural like the "royal we" to cover my bases.

Pronouns are optional. You can use the full name each time. You see it all the time in legal documents. Aren't you familiar with the Supreme Being's Last Will and Testament? Better known as God's Will?

Who is "they". Just wondering.

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost? (oh yeah, and let's not forget Obama)

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost? (oh yeah, and let's not forget Obama)

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GOD doesn't seem to be very chatty these days. Is it just the typical hangover, the tarball blues, or is it trying to reconcile this Muslim thing? It's got to be hard to keep coming up with another 72 virgins for every Muslim martyr. I mean, how many virgins are there anyway?

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost? (oh yeah, and let's not forget Obama)

Let's not forget the dinosaurs.

GOD doesn't seem to be very chatty these days. Is it just the typical hangover, the tarball blues, or is it trying to reconcile this Muslim thing? It's got to be hard to keep coming up with another 72 virgins for every Muslim martyr. I mean, how many virgins are there anyway?

Perhaps they're born-again virgins!:roll:

I mean, how many virgins are there anyway?

Do you mean based on a geographic loci? I also would be interested in this data. ;-)

I made it. I own it. It's not for sale. But all are welcome to unlimited, respectful use. ;-)

GOD, thank you for the beach, but could you work on taking the slime out of okra?