Back away from the magical coffee

SoWal Insider

Jun 22, '10 · 10:40 AM690

It might put a spring in more than your step.

The company's website asserts:

Magic Power Coffee is the world's first Passion Coffee. Imagine an incredible coffee that not only tastes great, but magically has an effect on both men & women! With Magic Power Coffee, your "special moments" can increase to a level you only dreamed.

why????
Federal regulators told a Florida paper Monday that Magic Power Coffee contains a drug similar to that in the best-selling Pfizer pill Viagra.

Boing! Feds say Magic Power coffee contains Viagra drug | Raw Story

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SoWal Insider

Jun 22, '10 · 11:52 AM#2

It might put a spring in more than your step.

The company's website asserts:

Magic Power Coffee is the world's first Passion Coffee. Imagine an incredible coffee that not only tastes great, but magically has an effect on both men & women! With Magic Power Coffee, your "special moments" can increase to a level you only dreamed.

why????
Federal regulators told a Florida paper Monday that Magic Power Coffee contains a drug similar to that in the best-selling Pfizer pill Viagra.

Boing! Feds say Magic Power coffee contains Viagra drug | Raw Story

Is this going to lead to x-rated "Taster's Choice" commercials? :blink:

Banned

Jun 22, '10 · 12:11 PM#3

This coffee won't keep you just at night.

Beach Fanatic

Jun 22, '10 · 12:26 PM#4

:scratch:

How long before someone spikes the office coffee pot with this stuff? BOING, BOING, BOING!

:lol:

SoWal Expert

Jun 22, '10 · 12:30 PM#5

I guess I don't equate romance with things that make you tense and have to poop. :idontno:

Banned

Jun 22, '10 · 12:33 PM#6

You're at work. It's time for a meeting. Everyone goes to sit down at the table. All the men have to lower their chairs a few inches.

Beach Fanatic

Jun 22, '10 · 3:27 PM#7

You're at work. It's time for a meeting. Everyone goes to sit down at the table. All the men have to lower their chairs a few inches.

Just a few? :shock:

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Edited Jun 22, '10 · 3:44 PM

Beach Fanatic

Jun 22, '10 · 3:35 PM#8

Just a few? :shock::leaving:

Banned

Jun 22, '10 · 3:59 PM#9

Just a few? :shock:

:leaving:

It's good to see there's at least one form of math women excel at.;-)

Beach Fanatic

Jun 22, '10 · 4:11 PM#10

It's good to see there's at least one form of math women excel at.;-)

Yep. Figures it would be the one area where men *ahem*... fall short. :roll:

Banned

Jun 22, '10 · 4:47 PM#11

Yep. Figures it would be the one area where men *ahem*... fall short. :roll:

If only there was some sort of magic beverage, a coffee perhaps, one that gave feelings of power.....

SoWal InsiderAuthor

Jun 23, '10 · 8:06 AM#12

Just a few? :shock:

:leaving:

Ouch................... :lolabove:

SWGB

Jun 24, '10 · 12:12 AM#13

Lord help McDonald's if they get a batch of this stuff. Didn't that old lady get like $20 million? Based on current pay trends a man could get at least $30 million.