.... you asked for help, and I'm going to try:
At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our*sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm*a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
*I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
ktschrisktschrisBeach FanaticSt. Louis1,877 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
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dbuckdbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic:floor: :floor: You won that bet.
audieaudiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossom
audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossomi re-read too ! this sorta reminds me of the joke the were telling about the water under the bridge the men were peeing off of in "sling blade"
Cheering472Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal InsiderMe too. :lolabove:
30ARules30ARulesBeach FanaticLawrenceville, GA386 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
30ARulesBeach FanaticLawrenceville, GA386 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticI had to read it thrice! :clap_1:
Ocean LoverOcean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebean
Ocean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebean30ARules30ARulesBeach FanaticLawrenceville, GA386 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
30ARulesBeach FanaticLawrenceville, GA386 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticMaybe this will help.....My little guy pulled a groin :cool:
Dance!
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameMy little guy pulled a groin :cool:
:funn:
dbuckdbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticYou did good OL!:clap_1:
Cheering472Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal InsiderThat was funn!
jessifunnjessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunn
jessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunntwice! i had to read it 4 times!
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowtwice! i had to read it 4 times!
OOOOH...you were needing some funn! That's almost perverted! Thanks OL...that pipe cleaner pal is guaranteed to make you smile!!!
DDDDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertI :wub: that little pipecleaner mann!!!! And I love that footloose song!! :clap_1:
AllifunnAllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comRaising my hand...had to read it over again..just to clarify!!!😀
oliveoliveBeach Fanatic964 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
oliveBeach Fanatic964 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticNo shame, Allifunn. Me too. ;-)
Speaking of Footloose:
My sister sent me an article from her town newspaper today. It was about the girl who won the annual Livestock Show Beauty Pageant. For her talent, she clogged to Footloose.
It made me happy. 😀
Speaking of Footloose:
My sister sent me an article from her town newspaper today. It was about the girl who won the annual Livestock Show Beauty Pageant. For her talent, she clogged to Footloose.
It made me happy. 😀
jessifunnjessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunn
jessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunnNo shame, Allifunn. Me too. ;-)i would have loved to see that. footloose is my favorite movie 😀
Speaking of Footloose:
My sister sent me an article from her town newspaper today. It was about the girl who won the annual Livestock Show Beauty Pageant. For her talent, she clogged to Footloose.
It made me happy. 😀
Ocean LoverOcean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebean
Ocean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebeani would have loved to see that. footloose is my favorite movie 😀
J-funn- did you like Pipe cleaner dude? I could him just for you!
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