[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]What Is a HUSBAND?
A real husband is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions
and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room
and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ..
.... No wait...
I'm thinking of tequila . . .
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[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]What Is a HUSBAND?
A real husband is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions
and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room
and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ..
.... No wait...
I'm thinking of tequila . . .
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with a side of Valium.
Beach Fanatic
I thought you'd been peeking in our windows!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
got any pics?
Whew.... I was about to 
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Whew.... I was about toOh....come on...you are like that and you know it
I am sure GB would agree
Beach Fanatic
At first when reading this, I thought someone really knew me!!!!
SoWal Insider
Glad this was the first lounge thread i looked at.
p.s. Me too RO. what a crock!
p.s. Me too RO. what a crock!
Beach Fanatic
Glad this was the first lounge thread i looked at.What
p.s. Me too RO. what a crock!
Husbands don't do those things anymore for their wives?????
Beach Fanatic
Easier to ply them with tequila and valium....
SoWal Expert
I read it and thought "my gay husband does all that!" 
Beach Fanatic
A Guy Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ?Will you marry me??
The Princess said ?NO!?
And the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles;
and went fishing and hunting; and played golf;
and dated women half his age; and drank beer and scotch;
and drank milk right from the container; and he never
again asked for directions when traveling;
and had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.;-)
The End
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ?Will you marry me??
The Princess said ?NO!?
And the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles;
and went fishing and hunting; and played golf;
and dated women half his age; and drank beer and scotch;
and drank milk right from the container; and he never
again asked for directions when traveling;
and had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.;-)
The End
SoWal Insider
I am pretty certain I had tequila this weekend. I think I did.
Scooter, my gay husband does all that, too! I have two and one is manly while one is nelly-the best of both worlds, definitely!
Yarmap, I'll bet that Prince was a frog!
Scooter, my gay husband does all that, too! I have two and one is manly while one is nelly-the best of both worlds, definitely!
Yarmap, I'll bet that Prince was a frog!
Beach Fanatic
I am pretty certain I had tequila this weekend. I think I did.
Scooter, my gay husband does all that, too! I have two and one is manly while one is nelly-the best of both worlds, definitely!
Yarmap, I'll bet that Prince was a frog!
I think that frog was a house-husband with an active imagination!! But, tell me that there's nothing better than a house-husband that keeps your clock running on time (or maybe a bit fast)!!
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