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Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters2010-08-02 17:18:39
FORT WALTON BEACH ? A woman who concealed condoms, dog collars and teeth whitener in her purse and tried to walk out of a store without paying was arrested.
The 20-year-old woman was inside the Fort Walton Beach Walmart at the time of the incident, according to a report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff?s Office.
A loss prevention officer told deputies the woman walked through the store and placed several items in her purse and then tried to leave without paying for them, the report stated.
When the loss prevention officer confronted the woman, she handed over a box of condoms, personal lubrication, a car window decal, two dog collars, two dog toys, teeth whitener, coffee filters and four cans of dog food. The items were worth $39.42.
She was charged with one count of larceny.
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Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters2010-08-02 17:18:39
FORT WALTON BEACH ? A woman who concealed condoms, dog collars and teeth whitener in her purse and tried to walk out of a store without paying was arrested.
The 20-year-old woman was inside the Fort Walton Beach Walmart at the time of the incident, according to a report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff?s Office.
A loss prevention officer told deputies the woman walked through the store and placed several items in her purse and then tried to leave without paying for them, the report stated.
When the loss prevention officer confronted the woman, she handed over a box of condoms, personal lubrication, a car window decal, two dog collars, two dog toys, teeth whitener, coffee filters and four cans of dog food. The items were worth $39.42.
She was charged with one count of larceny.
Who of us hasn't partied with a majority of the items she stole, but I'm still not sure what to do with the coffee filters.???
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not even a bottle of wine or can of beer?
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Sure hope all of the items were not for the dog.
Beach Fanatic
I told mom I already had condoms.
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Just think, her teeth were so nasty even the dog wouldn't give her a second look. Reminds me of that joke, he's so ugly they have to tie pork chops around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
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I hope the puppy got some dinner....
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Sounds like she is a practical lady who just shop lifted her grocery list. 
Good member of the community IMO - she practices safe sex, screws Wal-mart, AND takes good care of her dogs - food, collars, and toys!
Good member of the community IMO - she practices safe sex, screws Wal-mart, AND takes good care of her dogs - food, collars, and toys!
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Sounds like she is a practical lady who just shop lifted her grocery list.
Good member of the community IMO - she practices safe sex, screws Wal-mart, AND takes good care of her dogs - food, collars, and toys!
Who said the collar was for the dog? Maybe she's a dominatrix!
got any pics?
I could add so much to this thread 
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I could add so much to this thread
Yes, you could.
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