Dog Days of Summer

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

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..Or did you mean man whore?.:scratch:

It is so hot the dog asked me if I could pant for him.

It is so hot the dog asked me if I could pant for him.

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My husband got back from Seattle and said someone asked him why he lived somewhere like TX that was so HOT, and all he could think to say was "At least I don't have to shovel hot air."


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It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody?

It's so hot the eggs jumped out of the frying pan onto the sidewalk.

It is so hot the waterbugs are lined up in front of the pool like they are waiting to get on a amusement park ride.

It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody?

It's so hot the eggs jumped out of the frying pan onto the sidewalk.

It is so hot the waterbugs are lined up in front of the pool like they are waiting to get on a amusement park ride.

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

Too funny DD!! I got in my car the other day and it said it was 110. Then I drove for about 8 minutes without seeing one person or car. It was creepy.

Outside temp today according to car: 111:shock:
ok. I might be over summer.

As my friend likes to say, "It's Africa Hot!" I just presume that means really, really hot! I just heard thunder and am hopeful we get rain. Our 'plenty of water' is quickly turning into another drought......we had exactly a 12 mo. reprieve. Seven year drought that literally starts every eight years!

It's oppressive!!!!!

As my friend likes to say, "It's Africa Hot!" I just presume that means really, really hot! I just heard thunder and am hopeful we get rain. Our 'plenty of water' is quickly turning into another drought......we had exactly a 12 mo. reprieve. Seven year drought that literally starts every eight years!

It's oppressive!!!!!

yeah it is. I'm pulling weeds at the nursing home tomorrow. holy crap.

yeah it is. I'm pulling weeds at the nursing home tomorrow. holy crap.

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Nooo! That's crazy!

You better get out there real early!


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It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

How 'bout I sit in my air conditioned house, drink cold beer, and take my dollar's worth over the speakerphone??

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Nooo! That's crazy!

You better get out there real early!


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Call me crazy. I'm heading out in about half an hour.

yeah it is. I'm pulling weeds at the nursing home tomorrow. holy crap.

Yowsa, DD! Maybe you should get a couple of helpers....I'll bet some of your residents are gardeners!

As my friend likes to say, "It's Africa Hot!" I just presume that means really, really hot! I just heard thunder and am hopeful we get rain. Our 'plenty of water' is quickly turning into another drought......we had exactly a 12 mo. reprieve. Seven year drought that literally starts every eight years!

It's oppressive!!!!!

I had dinner with a friend who was in Africa on a 2 week safari in July, I asked about this whole Africa hot thing and she said it's way the hell hotter in Texas than it was in Africa. They needed a jacket in the evenings in Africa-not an issue here in Texas!

I had dinner with a friend who was in Africa on a 2 week safari in July, I asked about this whole Africa hot thing and she said it's way the hell hotter in Texas than it was in Africa. They needed a jacket in the evenings in Africa-not an issue here in Texas!

Not surprising at all since my friend has never been to Africa. How could he know?

I am about to put a feather in my hair and do a rain dance. It poured one mile from my house and not a drop here. I am ticked with the rain gods.

I guess I need to rain dance, too-I just got home from a two week work trip and my yard is parched-hubby's not one to water the yard!

Call me crazy. I'm heading out in about half an hour.

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5:00 a.m. is early! Those "summer" weeds don't like to come out as easily as the spring ones though. ;-)


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5:00 a.m. is early! Those "summer" weeds don't like to come out as easily as the spring ones though. ;-)


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NS. I made it though. Worked from about 5:45 til noon. The last hour was pretty miserable, but it was just the clean up. Our [STRIKE]landscape[/STRIKE] lawn mower guys "don't do flower beds", so I couldn't take it any more and you're right--those summer weeds are a mofo. I had been watering for days though, so it was a little easier. I am sore as sh!t this morning . Crikey, I hate getting old.

NS. I made it though. Worked from about 5:45 til noon. The last hour was pretty miserable, but it was just the clean up. Our [STRIKE]landscape[/STRIKE] lawn mower guys "don't do flower beds", so I couldn't take it any more and you're right--those summer weeds are a mofo. I had been watering for days though, so it was a little easier. I am sore as sh!t this morning . Crikey, I hate getting old.

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I admire you for doing this! ...... if that's any consolation...<< that's cool in as stay cool...you know as in not hot.

ummm - not that you're not cool too. Besides, who else do I know with a SoWal tattoo and most likely a "gardener's tan" now also? ..


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I admire you for doing this! ...... if that's any consolation...<< that's cool in as stay cool...you know as in not hot.

ummm - not that you're not cool too. Besides, who else do I know with a SoWal tattoo and most likely a "gardener's tan" now also? ..


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no gardener's tan for me. I have shade.